Sunday, August 12, 2007

Water The Garden

My roommate and I were watching TV at around 9 PM a few months ago and were drinking some scotch. He got up and goes out to the patio/garden. I was just wondering why he went out there in the middle of the show. Then I started hearing water hitting plants. I yelled to him "dude, what are you doing"

He responded "I'm taking a fucking piss"

ME: "Why didn't you use the bathroom. Who pisses on their own patio?"

HIM: "It was closer and its liberating"


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