My roommate and I were watching TV at around 9 PM a few months ago and were drinking some scotch. He got up and goes out to the patio/garden. I was just wondering why he went out there in the middle of the show. Then I started hearing water hitting plants. I yelled to him "dude, what are you doing"
He responded "I'm taking a fucking piss"
ME: "Why didn't you use the bathroom. Who pisses on their own patio?"
HIM: "It was closer and its liberating"
WHAT THE F