Thursday, August 2, 2007
AMBIEN PART 3
I wake up this morning to a kitchen that looked like the Swedish Chef had paid a little visit. The trash was knocked over, there was water on the counter tops, a knife with grape jelly on it as well as all over the counter tops, some weird smell, and pizza crusts lying on the floor. I have two suspects: A. it could be The Swedish Chef or B. My Roommate during an Ambien induced sleep walking meal. There are a few hilarious things about this situation. One, is that the Swedish Chef is awesome. Two. Where the hell did my roommate find grape jelly and what did he put it on, we have no bread. Could it have been the left over gourmet pizza?