MY ROOMMATE SLEPT AT HIS PARENTS HOUSE LAST NIGHT. I WAS HOPING TO SLEEP UNTIL 8:30 AM AND WAS EXCITED ABOUT THAT. THEN 5:45 AM CAME AROUND AND THE DAMN ALARM STARTS SOUNDING AGAIN. WHAT THE HELL DID HE DO TO IT. DID HE SET IT TO ANNOYING MODE?
WHY CANT MY ROOMMATE AND I GET ALONG LIKE THE GUYS FROM FLIGHT OF THE CONCORD AND SING REALLY COOL SONGS TOGETHER TO SOLVE ALL OF OUR PROBLEMS? IF WE HAD A SONG IT WOULD GO LIKE THIS. THINK OF IT AS A FUNKY, R and B LIKE RAPPING DIDDY.
"WELL HE FOUND THE SECRET CODE,OOOOH,
TO DRIVE YOUR ROOMMATE OF HIS ROCKER MODE.OHHHHH
DO THEY HAVE EVEN HAVE THAT MODE? OOOOHHH,
SHIT, I DONT EVEN HAVE THE CODE, OOOHHH,
TO TURN OFF THE SPECIAL ANNOYING MODE
THE ONE THAT MAKES YOUR ROOMMATES BRAIN EXPLODE"
THATS ALL I've got right now.
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