I just thought of another good roommate story. For some reason he thinks its ok to walk around the house in tight boxer briefs like he is all alone or with his girlfriend or something. So one day, the door bell rings. It was a food delivery guy. He runs down the steps and goes outside to greet the chinese food delivery guy in his tight boxer briefs. I was looking out the window and realized that he scarred the shit out of the guy. He probably thought this crazy white boy was going to rape him or something WHO DOES THIS??
Put on some damn pants!