I just asked my roommate about a half hour ago if he wanted to order food or go food shopping which never happens. He said, Yeah, but lets go food shopping another day. 30 minutes later my roommate runs downstairs with jeans and no tshirt and grabs his keys by the front door.
"Yo, Where you going?"
"To pick up food"
"With no shirt on?"
"No, its here at the front door"
"Dude! Didnt I just ask you if you wanted to order food? What are you some kind of R tard? You're an asshole"
Just another day.