If my roommate was a super hero his name would be Sonic Boom Man. Sonic boom mans voice can penetrate even the thickest of walls and kill a man standing a mile a way. How did sonic boom man develop such a deep and destructive voice? The reason is two fold. One: Sonic Boom Man is a bit hard of hearing so he doesnt realize when he is using his full sonic ability. Two: Sonic Boom Man was born with a concave chest from which all sound eminates and booms.
I now sleep with Ear Plugs. Its no fun hearing Sonic Boom Man whispering phone pleasures to his long distance girl friend. Whats the point of using a phone. Just talk and she will hear you. She's only two states away.