Thursday, February 21, 2008

Who has the best bad roommate story?

I'm interested in hearing from anybody about their bad roommate stories. Please comment to this blog with your stories and I will post the best one/winner on my next blog entry. We have a panel of three voting on the best story.

Thanks,


R

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Anonymous said...

My roommate got mad at me once for taking his orange juice so he shit on my bed after I went to class.
I couldnt believe it. When I got back from class my whole room smelled like shit and I didnt know why
I looked and there was a huge stinking log laying on my bed

Anonymous said...

This isn't a roommate story but a house guest story. One time a friend asked if he could stay at my apartment one night so he could go to a big party. I said fine. He went out and got really drunk and then left first thing the next morning before I got up.

When I woke up, i found that the shade in the living room was ripped in half. I don't even know how you could do something like that. When I asked my so called friend about it, he denied doing it. I even sent photo graphic evidence to him, and it made him deny it even more.

Now I just have a ripped shade and a fear of house guests.

Anonymous said...

http://pumpkinsrandom.blogspot.com/2008/02/roommates-necessary-evil.html

It's going to be soooo different this time!! That's what I told myself when I moved into my second apartment with my second roommate Caysee. There's no way this could turn out to be a disastrous hellish experience like it did with the last stupid skank I lived with, Caty. Much to my dismay I am living in an eerily upsetting case of deja vu...and it's not pleasant.

Many of you have probably had roommates either in a dorm (been there done that too unfortunately), or an apartment (in the name of saving cash) and have experienced the delight of having a roommate. What I've gathered from my own experience, coupled with that of my friends, is that having a roommate never turns out quite how you expect it to. In fact, take your expectations, put them in the trash, douse them in piss, and then have your dog take a shit on them...and that, my friend, is what you will really end up with in terms of having a roommate.

Don't get me wrong, plenty of people have probably had delightful experiences living with others. However, I have yet to meet one of these people. I know that I am not perfect to live with. I also know that my standards are a little high...but how hard is it not to be an inconsiderate worthless douchebag everyday of your pathetic life??

Maybe I'm a little touchy because anything that reminds me of my last roommate ordeal sends intense waves of panic through my chest, but my current roommate Caysee takes the cake when it comes to the art of being an asshole. Everyone knows those compulsive liar/bragging types...you know, the people that always have to top you, but you know that what they're saying is pure bullshit. Those are the kinds of compulsive liars that are harmless. Crazy ass annoying, yes, but still harmless. Anyway, my slutbag of a roommate is a compulsive liar of another variety all together. This girl lies about the most stupid pointless stuff, and I'm beginning to think that she can't identify the truth from reality. The fact that she is seemingly incapable of making this distinction has become increasingly bothersome to me, due to the fact that I have to make a strong effort to restrain myself from punching the bitch.

While extremely bored at work, I casually waste some time perusing my roommate's facebook photos...Hmm, interesting, those shirts look familiar. Wow! I really like that one too! Oh, shit-that's because all the clothes she's wearing in these photos belong to me!! Coincidentally, all these photos have been taken on weekends I have been out of town with my boyfriend. I have repeatedly told her she needs to ask before using my stuff, and shirts are not that big of a deal, but then I see her wearing my favorite piece of jewelry. Okay, this bitch is going to hear it...

Me: I told you to ask before wearing my stuff and now I see pictures online of you in my clothes AND jewelry! Did you think I wouldn't see or notice?! That's fucked up!

Her: Um, I tried texting you and asking about your shirt, but it must not have sent (lie, boldfaced, obvious lie)...and...(her trying to get an attitude and make me feel wrong for accusing her) my boyfriend's sister must have the same necklace as you because I borrowed it from her! (double lie).

What I should have said: Eat shit you blatant liar.
What I did say: Well it really bothers me so please don't do it again.

It ended up happening several more times...

Caysee lies about going to work and class. She lies on her time sheet so she gets paid for "working" when she hasn't even set foot in the building. This is very convenient for her because it allows her to devote more time to her prioritized list of tasks which include:

a) watching the price is right
b) stalking her boyfriend on facebook to make sure he's not "friends" with any members of the female sex
c) complaining to anyone within earshot about how "fat" she is (she's really not at all and KNOWS it)
d) eagerly awaiting text messages from her boyfriend (that as far as I know actually has a life unlike her)

I am glad that she is able to fit all these cumbersome activities into her stressful lifestyle, since they are obviously very important. I don't mind coming home after working and going to school for 12 hours straight to unload the dishwasher, take out the trash, and clean the bathroom. Hey! My pleasure! As long as me being the maid frees you up to do more valuable things with your time that truly benefit mankind.

My roommate is very thoughtful though. She always hangs my (unwashed) clothes back up on a hanger in my closet after wearing them without my permission. Luckily I have a very handy boyfriend that lovingly installed a doorknob with a lock for me so that I could prevent this from happening in the future. Caysee proceeded to have an attitude with me over this claiming she "went in my room to put a birthday gift on my bed" (my birthday had since come and gone by the time this lie was being crafted) and realized my door was locked. She complained to me saying when she discoved the locked door it was like "BAM! slap in the face!" Fabulous, my intentions have come to fruition without me having to lift a finger!!.... anyway, that's a a great description of karma at it's best since that's how I felt repeatedly seeing her wearing my clothing without my permission.

I know what you're thinking, "Wow Pumpkin, you really hate this Caysee character...is it really that bad?!" Answer: Yes, it is, but if you don't believe me, I have a 6 month lease I'm happily willing to sublet...any takers?

Anonymous said...

To start off with this horrible roommate he is a constant bull shitter. No matter what the circumstances are he can top it. Then people can't do anything right. He always has to tell people how to do things, and if they are not done his way, well you are just stupid. Then I try to watch a movie, and if there is a female character in the movie he wants to "poke" her. Yes he uses the word poke. I was brought up to respect women and I find it horrible, so I just started ignoring him. Then my room is right next to the laundry room, and he runs the washer and dryer at 2 in the morning waking me up washing clothes that he never wears just washes over and over again because he is to lazy to put them away. Using the soap I bought.
Then he started eating my food. He said that he doesn't want to buy any food because he can't control himself when it comes to food, so he goes to subway everyday. Well it was obvious that he has no control because I bought an entire box of granola bars, and he ate it within three hours. I told him to buy his own. He said that he doesn't even like the granola bars, he just control himself. Well he started eating my food again, and he drank all my beer, then I finally snapped and yelled at him. Needless to say he came downstairs to my room and yelled at me because he works fifty hours a week while going to class and I should let him eat my food. He threatened me if I ever snapped at him again for any reason he would put me in the emergency room. Well the thing of it is, he wouldn't have to work so much if he wouldn't have to make payment on a huge ford f-250 that he has to have and get 7 miles to the gallon. He has small penis syndrome because he has to own that huge truck, wanted to take steroids (thank god he couldn't afford them), always telling me that the vagina is only meant for four inches.
Then he yells at me because I think he's a man slut. Well if you wouldn't tell such bullshit stories then I wouldn't think that. This is a direct quote from him "I know you think I am a pig, but just because I have had sex in the dirt with a mom and a daughter at different times doesn't make me a pig." I didn't know what to say.
The most recent was when I was studying for a final the next morning, and he comes into the garage with friends and sets up the beer pong table. I ask him to go somewhere else because I need to study. He calls me a prick and a douchebag telling me I never let him do anything. He is just the most inconsiderate person I have ever met.
I know there are a lot worse roommates out there but this guy just is a piece of shit.

goodroommate said...

yeah he sounds like a piece of shit but let me remind you that you are in college and I am a 29 year old adult who should be living alone but because of stupid decision making skills I ended up in this situation. I do feel for you but you have no idea what my roommate is like. You seem to have a few of the problems that i am having but if you multiply that number by 1 million (pi) times the square root of infinity then maybe you can feel like The Good Roommate feels.

Anonymous said...

My roommate and i were friends for about a year before we moved in together. He seemed like a cool guy, respectable, clean, hard working. Holy shit was i wrong. There is nothing clean about him. When he uses a dish, he smears it with syrup and then just leaves his plate on the couch hidden next to his art magazines, so if you dont see it when you sit down, the couch cushion will move and syrup will be all over the place. He eats my food and claims he doesn't.
He shaves his ball hair over the toilet and just leaves it there until i bitch him out for weeks after. He uses my laundry detergent and will only wash his clothes after me, like literally 1 hour after me. And if i don't take them out quickly, they will be thrown on the floor 1 foot from my laundry basket which is conveniently placed by the dryer >_<
Oh and did i mention he's a compulsive liar? Apparently every girl in his office has had intercourse with him! He'll tell me he's having someone over at a certain time when i say i'm gonna be gone, so i'll of course purposelly forget something so i can "cockblock" him. Unfortunately, there's never anyone there. When he isn't talking about sex, its about how many mexicans he intimidated on the way home or in the supermarket.
Finally, he has no idea about handling money. His mom pays for half his 500 dollar rent every month, so he just has to pay 250 dollars. No car insurance, no car payment, no phone, nothing but 250 bucks cause mommy pays the rest. So the idiot calls in sick to work at least once a week, and then has a fight with his mom A.K.A. his billpayer, uh oh! She decides to stop paying his rent so he opens up a loan from his bank to pay the measly 500 bucks. Luckily, i believe she is paying for his bills again because he just bought a brand new wii and says he has money for rent so.... Maybe the loan was for a wii? or maybe it was just another lie. I dont know.
God i want this nightmare to be over with.

Anonymous said...

i'm going to go straight to it...

i lived with three other people freshmen year in a giant room. Each of us had a corner, but there still was very little privacy. There are countless stories that I could tell, but the one tops them all by far. Take in account this is the worst, but there were probably over 100 incidents throughout the year.

So...I had gone to bed around 12 because I had a track meet the next morning, I was hoping by leaving on my roommates desk light that they would be quiet and not wake me up. Instead, 1230 rolls around and they all come back to the room. The one passes out in her bed, the other proceeds to call and SCREAM at her boyfriend in the room--kindly moving outside next to my window for the next 45 minutes to continue, and the third begins making out with a boy in the screaming roommate's bed.

I was so excited to see the shit hit the fan when my screaming roommate (we will call her B) would find the slut roommate (call her C) in her bed.

To my surprise, B showed up and got into bed with C and boy. They proceeded to have a three some for the next 4 hours. I honestly wish I was making this up. I layed petrified in my bed, my very shy boyfriend next to me. I didn't know what to do! I was awake the entire time because B was moaning louder than her screams to her boyfriend (who by the way was not present...this was a different boy)

I wish I could tell everyone on campus how sluttly they were, but they would know it was me and my school is way small.

To make things better C tried to blame the whole thing on B. B didn't even know she at one point ate C out...and still doesn't to this day.

This post is so understated but it makes me want to vom every time i think about it.

goodroommate said...

Wow. That last story is the winner by far!!!! I mean listen, that story sounds great to me but I can imagine where you are coming from. That is sluty, i would like to see it on video.

Anonymous said...

I'll start with the email I sent to the landlord I'm working with right now trying to get an apartment (hopefully being approved today)

I need some serious help. I need to be in the apt no later than Friday, but preferably sooner. My roommate is threatening me and quite honestly, I'm a little scared. He came home from work and started in on me about our other previous roommates and the conversation then turned to me moving out. I told him over 3 weeks ago that I was leaving and he is acting all shocked. I told him I stopped payment on the rent check and was just going to pay him prorated rent until I left. That's fine and understable, but he was way out of control in his behavior. He told me to get the "f" out of HIS house right now. I told him obviously that wasn't possible and he said he didn't care, I just needed to leave immediately. Then he threatened me saying he was serving me with an eviction notice and that he was going to have me arrested for stopping payment on the check. So then he calms down a little bit and says if you go get my money now I will leave the eviction notice out of the equation and will give you your deposit back. So next he tells me to go get the 7 days proration money out of the bank and I did. As I walked in the door, right when he got the money in his hand, he says you are going to be served with an eviction notice tomorrow and I'm not giving any of your deposit back. So I'm at a point now where I have to cut my losses with him, and I can deal with that, but it is imperative I be out of here by Friday or I will be homeless. So I don't know if there is anything you can do to speed up the process, but I really need some help here. This guy is scary. Oh and he also said he is influential in Juneau and that he will destroy my life if he feels the need. I called my grandmother in Alabama to tell her what was going on and he yanked the phone out of my hand and went and got in his car and locked the doors, refusing to let me talk to her. I called her from another phone and she said she could see right through him and wasn't believing that little dog and pony show for nothing. This guy is really unstable and I need to get out of here ASAP. Please Help Me!!!!

So all of these shenanigans occurred last night. I have only been living there about two months and it has already come to this.

Now let me preface the email with the beginnings of this nightmare. This guy is leasing a house and wanted a roommate (in other words it's not even his house...this statement will make more sense in a second). I hastily moved in, probably the hugest mistake I've ever made in my life. So I get moved in and had brought some food with me and also went shopping right after I got there. Remember this is my very first day there. This crazy starts eating my food and drinking my sodas. I calmly confronted him and he said he was sorry and he wouldn't do it again. Yeah right. The very next day he was doing it again, and the next and the next, and you get the picture. He has never once gone grocery shopping. He lives off my food.

So if this isn't bad enough, he also starts stealing my cigarettes on a daily basis. I continuously confronted him on his thievery and it didn't seem to matter. Talking to this tool was like talking to a brick wall.

Next, I had just moved to the state where I'm living now in Nov of 2007. I flew up, as I had a free ticket up here. I left my vehicle behind in my state where I used to live. I really don't want to talk about the states too much cause this guy is psycho enough to do something to me if he remotely thought this was about him. But I will say this. I originally lived in the deep south and am now living in Sarah Palin Land (hope that makes sense, if you follow politics, which I sincerely hope you do, you will now exactly where I'm talking about). This would be way too cryptic for that idiot roommate to figure out, but anyone with a brain will understand. So anyway back to the original story. I looked into getting my car up here, but it would cost $3000 to have it shipped and I just didn't have the time to drive it back up. So douchebag is like, oh I'll take you to work, it's on my way to my job, no problem. After the first week of him taking me to work, he's like uh can I get some gas money? Reasonable enough I guess. I said yeah, about how much do you want? This jackass wanted $50 a week to drive me 2 miles down the road and on the same route to his job. I told him he had lost his mind and gave him $20 for that week and then started taking the bus.

So I sold my car and finally got a car up here. Everything is cool until I wake up one morning to find my car gone. A few minutes later dickhead comes rolling up in my car (by the way he had wrecked his car a couple of days earlier). I was like WTF are you doing? He said oh I needed to run to the convenience store and didn't want to wake you. Remember this is a guy I've known all of a few months. So I went off on him. And then he just walked away from me into the kitchen and started eating, my food of course.

One more little tidbit about our other roommates, which I loved. They were just here seasonally and went back home. But anyway, they had a a little party one night with a few friends over. The douchebag roommate loans his car out to some crackhead or something and can't get in touch with the guy. So he goes and asks one of the cool roommate's friend if he can use his car real fast. Well cool friend is extremely intoxicated by this point and is like sure, just bring it right back. Ok. So we all wake up the next morning and douchebag's car is in the driveway, but cool friend's car is no where to be found. Then after talking to cool roommate about possibly doing something that night douchebag leaves for work. Come to found out, he drove cool friend's car to where his car was, got his car and just left cool guy's car there and didn't bother to tell anyone. I mean damn he had just been talking to cool roommate for 30 minutes about possibly going out that night. Couldn't he have said oh by the way your friend's car is at so and so, tell him if he needs a ride to it I'll take him, but no he said nothing at all about it. My other roommates hated him as well, but knew they were leaving soon so just dealt. They left their room messy and he says he is suing them for everything they have and he also said he called their seasonal job and made sure they would never be rehired again next or any season. He's that kind of vindictive creep.

Finally, one more thing. He told me last night that he was going to ruin my life and make sure no one would have anything to do with me in this town if he felt the need. He's on the attack. He goes after anyone that doesn't follow his rules. Oh and let me clarify the statement about him not being the owner of the house, just a renter. Why I brought that up is because he always treated us like we were guests in HIS house. It was never OUR house. He had rule and we were supposed to follow them, and I mean unreasonable shit, not the norm like cleaning, etc. Just ridiculous shit like asking permission for someone to come over and stuff. WTF it's my house too. I can anyone come over for a couple of hours without his permission. Now I'm rambling, I've thought of one more thing. His friends just walk in the house without knocking like it's nothing and one night his cousin walked into my bedroom and just stood there staring at me. By the way, his cousin is just as creepy and just as much of an asshole.

And seriously finally, the explanation to most of this bizarre crap...the guy is on drugs. And I'm not talking about smoking some weed or what not, I'm talking about DRUGS that require needles.

So that's my story. I could go on for days, there is so much more shit this King Tool has done, but I'm sure you will get the picture with just this info. Sorry to ramble, but so much stuff kept popping up in my mind as I was typing.

Anonymous said...

Follow up on above story:

That's hilarious that I didn't want to say where I lived and where I came from, but it is right there in the email I sent to my landlord. It probably still won't matter either way. He's too much of a tard to even be reading something like this cause he thinks he the most awesome roommate and guy to ever walk planet Earth. I and many others have some news for his ass!! He's is a DICK!

Anonymous said...

I found my roommate through the law school housing bulletin. I facebook stalked her to make sure she was normal... needless to say very deceiving. She speaks in monotone. SHE IS ALWAYS HERE! She is a vegetarian and didn't understand why I wasn't going to cook for her and didn't want to share food. She awkwardly twitches and blinks. She says 'tasty'. She doesn't shower and trust me I sit behind her in class and her hair is nasty. If I am on my computer and mention something on it, she basically sits on top of me looking over my shoulder. She tells me every time she does the dishes like I am supposed to thank her. We have an fn dishwasher! And I do everything else!!!

All the furniture is mine. She has completely scratched up my coffee table. She keeps her printer in the entertainment center like it belongs there. Best of all, she thinks we're friends so if I mention going somewhere, with who? how did you get invited? who else was invited? when? how? why? She also does this during tv shows, like the last 5 minutes of desperate housewives season premiere. " what happened?" seriously?

Oh and I haven't even got to the boyfriend. I told her that my (normal) boyfriend would be over one weekend per month was that okay? "of course, if he is considerate" which I assumed means that her boyfriend will be considerate? wrong! oh and she fails to mention that her boyfriend will be over every weekend all weekend plus 2-3 days during the week. she fails to mention that he is a huge scary beast and doesn't shower. He has dreadlocks and wears huge black boots and is even more socially awkward than her. i had to literally ask her 3 times not to have him over during the week because they would wake me up at 2 am. Mind you we are in law school!!! and I work at 7am in the library. She looks confused and says don't worry we weren't having sex we were 'wrestling'. When I say I'm not comfortable with her doing that when I'm home since I can hear it (And its fn AWKWARD), she says "I didn't realize I was being loud". She also is a genius and put her bed right up against the wall she shares with my room so that i can hear every creak, not helpful. We had to have the I can hear you/ you're waking me up conversation about 10 times. They also stay in her room til 4 in the afternoon every weekend. I hear them 'wrestling' and giggling and I want to kill myself.

She also took the larger room with the half bath but her boyfriend took a huge shit in the main bathroom and didn't flush it. That was really great. He also showers (for his weekly shower) here even though he only lives 40 minutes away (with his mother) and leaves hair in the drain and water everywhere. and I have cleaned the shower twice but our shower is stll black because he is that dirty. she once literally said to me "sorry (insert boyfriends name here) is so dirty". are you fucking kidding me?

the latest and greatest, she has been making this weird moaning noise for no reason, all the time. like i walk in the door and she makes the noise. she moves and she makes the noise. she breathes and she makes the noise.

and i'm stuck with her disgusting annoying ass until june because we are in a lease. at least in the dorms you guys can attempt escape!

Anonymous said...

My roommate's not so bad...just likes to make me feel completely unimportant and weak. I don't spend much time at the apartment because of this fact (my fiance and I finally just decided to move in together as soon as the lease runs out). The apartment smells, there's crap everywhere. I am a biology major trying to get into med school and she changed her major to biology and kept talking about how easy it is (it's not) before she had taken any classes. Then she took one class and texted my fiance asking him how hard his major is because she wants to do that instead. I know it seems trite but taking 18 hours of classes and working makes me extremely tired and, as a result, I can't handle many put-downs. She also calls me spoiled, lazy, and a push-over (because even though I spend most of my time at my fiance's place I still keep up with my half of the bills). I work my ass off and my parents help a little but for the most part I'm doing it all baby and I hardly think that makes me spoiled OR lazy. I feel bad that I'm never around but as soon as I start going back the insults start up all over again.

Anonymous said...

Roommate: Can you believe the idiot UPS guy left your package on top of the bag of used kitty litter out front?

Me: I can't believe you put the bag of used kitty litter right outside the front door. We have a garbage can, the city makes us have one, it's only 3 more steps. You go past the used cat litter and the garbage can every day on the way to your truck. And I'm supposed to be pissed about the UPS guy. Right.

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Me: How come the vacuum is outside the front door?

Roommate: OMG, I vacuumed up something the other day, and I dunno, a fly got in there or something and then there were maggots coming out of the vacuum, so I set it outside until the maggots are gone. It was totally gross.

Me: Wow.

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Me: Holy fucking shit. omg omg omg. PAIN ouch omg..... where the hell is my toenail omg i can't believe there is so much blood.

Roommate: I'm sorry you broke your toe and had your big toenail ripped off because you didn't see that tire that I left on the ground in the middle of the carport. in the dark.

Me: ouch.

Anonymous said...

I currently live with my cousin and she is moving out feb 28 I am sooooo happy I keep saying to myself how many days I have left with her it is like a blessing. The reason I say this is because I love my cousin to death but she is such a pig. She never loads or unloads the dish washer, she has never ran the vaccummn the whole year she has been here, she never sweeps, mops dust or anything I have bitched her out about it I don't know how many times but she dosen't care. My favorite thing that she does those is bring home random guys and has intercourse with them. I don't really like having random guys in my house at 4 in the morning. The best part is most of them are sex offenders and criminals. I got in the shower one morning really early because she woke me up doing the nasty with the guy who mind you is a sex offender I get out of the shower and he is taking a shyt in my bathroom which mind you is the 1/2 bath in my room how rude.

My roomate is also been late almost every month on ther rent she pays her main man because she has so many but she has this one guy she is so in love with she pays his rent and his phone bill but she makes sure she is late on her rent with me.

She washes the same load of clothes three times because she leaves it in the washer for a couple of days and they start to stink so she thinks if she washes them again its gonna help. SHe runs the dryer to get the wrinkles out of one pair of jeans at least 5 times a week. And, we all know that running the dryer costs the most.

But, the best part is that this is almost over she is moving OUT IN 28 DAYS. I can't wait to have a clean house and not having to worry about her bringing criminals in my house.

Anonymous said...

My crazy ass roommate thinks he is GOD. He is the most self absorbed person I have ever met in my entire life, here is his response to what do you do? " I have a VERY POPULAR MYSPACE blog" he's fucking 40 years old!!!! He has no respect for the rest of us, he'll come in at two in the morning and re-wash dishes that have already been washed and put away because he has OCD, and when we asked him to stop doing it his response was " well maybe you should soundproof your rooms better, I can't hear anything" wtf??? He brings guys home weekly from casual encounters on craigslist to boot. And to try and explain his reasoning beyond the rules of the apt because he is master tenant is insane, we have written and oral contracts when he feels the need. Unless of course he does something wrong then its fine. And the end story: I was in ICU and my dad called him to move my car from street cleaning because he couldn't get up there fast enough to do it himself. So my jackass of a roommate parks it IN FRONT OF A DRIVEWAY and gets it towed ( 450$) THEEEN has the balls to say two weeks later " you guys need to be a little easier on me, Im still recovering from your car being towed"

Hannah Jackman said...

My roommate is an inconsiderate-pain-in-the-ass-passive-aggressive BITCH-whore-HYPOCRIT. In fact, I am actually posting under her name! :D I was going to post as anonymous but then I saw that I was actually already logged in! under GUESS who's name. yes. my roommate. She has been using my computer without asking me, that whore. Well anyways, there's so much more to her than just using my computer.
Common Things: leaves dishes in the sink and never does them, throws empty gallon milk cartons into the trash can, filling it up but NEVER takes out the trash, that is the kitchen trash. She also never throws out the bathroom trash, which she will leave there while it is overflowing with her bloody tampons until I clean it up. She has been nagging me for the past 2 days to take out the bathroom trash because there are flies in the bathroom. 2 things wrong with this. 1. I have done it every other time. 2. the flies are attracted to the FOOD that she throws away in the bathroom trashcan. Oh wait, I forgot. She did take it out 1/2 times. I say 1/2 because she did not fully take out the bathroom trash. She moved it into a Trader Joe's paper bag and left it by the front door for someone else to take down to the dumpster which is RIGHT IN FRONT OF OUR FUCKING APT.
She snoozes her alarm about 5 times every morning which first goes off as early as 6:40 am when I don't have class till noon. After about 2 weeks I could not take it anymore so I as politely as possible ask her if she would mind waking up on the first ring so as not to wake me up. Mind you, I should not even HAVE to ask. It's common sense roommate etiquette. She responds with attitude and an annoyed look on her face. For the next few days she then exhibits passive-aggressive behavior to me whenever she can, such as turning on music while I am trying to sleep LOUDLY, turning on the light while I am asleep, and making a mess on purpose. Oh, and she also has the worst taste in music. The only thing she listens to is country music radio. Also turning on the really bright light in the room. She has a desk lamp but she apparently NEEDS to light up the whole room. Actually, she never wears headphones when she is in the room. I know she owns a pair, I have seen her wear them to the gym. Never uses them in the room. She also always leaves her music on blasting loud even when she is not in the room and I have to turn it off myself every time I come home.
Aside from waking me up every morning 4 hours earlier than I need to be up, she always has to get ready to blasting...you guessed it. COUNTRY MUSIC. She needs to turn it up loud enough so she can hear it while she is in the shower. When I confronted her about turning off her music while I am asleep, she responds with the exact words "I can't put my life on hold for you." Yes, apparently turning off your music is equivalent to putting your life on hold. She also talks on her phone loudly at 8 am or 11 pm at night while I am trying to sleep. I always use the word “trying” because it is almost impossible to actually sleep with my horrible roommate. Oh, and she also snores.
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She also eats everyone else's food in the apartment. Even though she is the fattest one out of all of us and the fridge is literally STUFFED with HER food. I barely have room to fit a half-gallon carton of soymilk and some eggs on "our" shelf in the fridge. I try to hide my food in my closet, but she still finds it and eats it. I buy IZZE and FUZE drinks, which are expensive. You know that IZZE's are like $2 a pop at Starbucks. I continuously find empty FUZE and IZZE bottles in her trashcan under her desk and the same flavors missing from my stock. She then throws a fit when I drink one of her cans of diet coke, worth about 25 cents.
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Again, this is coming from Miss responsible, independent, and older-than-you. Yet she can't even do her own goddamn dishes.

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Now what to do about this? Why don't I just leave instead of bitching and complaining? Because there is only 1 month left on the lease. I started looking for a replacement sublet about a month ago but nobody wants to rent a place for 2 months or less. I cannot afford to pay rent at 2 places at once, so I am stuck here for now. Good luck and beware to any future room or housemates.

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So I thought my roommate last year was the worst in the world...but now I have two of her. Joy.

We go over on our electric bill almost every month because one of them leaves the lights on and refuses to turn off the bathroom light when he leaves because he said "he's not used to having the light switch outside the door". Adapt motherfucker. Oh and because he leaves his light on, it has burned out 5 times in less than a year. My fourth (and much more tolerable roommate) is gone for the summer, and he's usually the one who puts in the work order for a new bulb..so naturally the light has been out for a week and he has decided to start using me and my other roommates bathroom...because she said it was OK. So now my bathroom smells like a boy (he has the worst BO ever. It never goes away.). And today, after drinking 3 bottles of water, I walked in to find a stopped up toilet full of shit that no one will own up to, so I had to plunge my roommate's hour old shit. And on top of that, my roommate shaves her pubes with my razor and doesn't clean it out. She has 4 razors and she uses mine.

They wash their clothes and leave them in the washer so I have to wait an hour for them to dry before I can do anything. Our apartment smells like shit, partially because we have no plates, glasses or silverware in our cabinets anymore (they are all sitting around covered in dried food) and they are too lazy to take out the trash...so they just take out the full bag and sit it on the floor and put a new bag in. And then when 8 fully fermented bags pile up by the front door, they ask me to take them out because they "cleaned the apartment". In other words, they piled everything in the sink. They constantly make messes (I have moved every dish I own into my room) and then proceed to blame it on me and tell everyone that I'm an idiot and I don't do anything. I have bought my fair share of supplies for the kitchen, but one of them has the nerve to ask me to pay her back for what she bought because she ran out of money. And the other hasn't bought supplies once.

My room is the closest to the living room and they decide to throw parties on weeknights. I never knew 2 or 3 people could be that loud. I had a test at 8 am this morning and they came in and woke me up screaming at 2 and I couldn't fall back asleep until 4. But that's OK, it was better than the time they kept me up on a TUESDAY night, all night, when I had a final at 7:30.

And its really obvious that they talk shit about me to their friends because of the glares I get whenever anyone is over. They told everyone I was promiscuous, probably because to them having more than one person want to date you is a shock because neither of them will ever get married...unless they marry each other. Which might happen because they have been sleeping in the same room and denying it for a few weeks now.

They are the worst people I have ever met and this is going to be the longest month of my life.

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and the 3rd night i was ther they got into a fight over a trival matter about the trash,
one thing lead to anouther and she stared to push him and slap him and he was just trying to calm her down so she had the hammer shasing after him and got a couple good cracks at his head, then she chased him with a cast iorn skillet and bashed him in the ribs,
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ware was my friend, & that was only the begining, the fighting just got worce and worce, and she'd come to me for advice and i'd tell her what i though, but she'd expeced a compassionet sholder to blubber all over, she was saddly mistaken and became very angrey.

buy the way I was paying 265 for rent each mo/ and giving all of my food stamps 200 to be exact to out of every on i was paying double,

and things of corse got worce because i chose to stay out of the fights she became more hateful to me.

she caused me of not being a true friend.

that i was blind, and imature for taking the boyfriends side,

then she stared to start fights with me on a regulare basis,

i thought i was going to go mad,

so finnally i had enough,
i told them i was leaving,
i owed them some monney but mind you they were still getting 200 in my food stamps every mo/ and spending it on expensive crap that would bairly get us by, so i gave them 350, still owing 300, but i needed something to live off of, so i told her i would give them the rest the following m/

now there holding all of my posessions hostage and wont so much as even let me get a few changes of clothing till they get it and the bf is standing by her still.

she says she feels betreyed and used,
but really who is the one betrayed and used here?

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I published my story here; it was such a drama for me at the time : not being able to sleep when I wanted ,my make up items were everyone's so they shouldn't bother to ask the permisson to take those out of my purse, my T-shorts and my socks were also everyone's even though I weight 95 pounds and they weight 125 pounds...

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my roommate constantly slams EVERYTHING. even when i'm sleeping. she just doesn't care. talk about a headache.
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she makes out and has sex with her boyfriend when she knows i've just lied down to sleep a few minutes earlier..so obviously i'm still awake. sick.

her boyfriend comes most weekends..from thursday afternoon to usually monday afternoon. uses the toilet paper & toiletries that i pay for only me & my roommate to share.

she puts metal in the microwave despite the burning smell it produces & despite me telling her that it can ruin the microwave.

she fills up the entire freezer with her food..before the other 3 of us get a chance to put anything in there.

she constantly pees & leaves pubic hair on the toilet..disgusting. she also only showers a couple times a week. she goes to work out, comes back all sweaty, and plops down on our common couch without showering. needless to say she reeks. she's also not halfway done with the small bottle of handsoap she's used since august.

she using my pitcher i brought to put drinks in constantly so i never get a chance to use it. when i did get a chance to use it, she asked me if she could throw away the drink that i had just made a few days earlier so she can put her drink in it.

i bought one of those sponges that has a handle where you put the soap in..well this genius for whatever reason decided that we dont need the cap for it..so i had to deal with either the soap spilling out all over my hands while i washed dishes or had to waste all of that dishsoap that I bought.

ughh. this isnt even the half of it. i could write a book on all the effed up things this girl does.

Anonymous said...

my roommate and i shared a room... she decided to have her boyfriend come visit for two weeks in our tiny quarters, which in itself was a pain but not worth fretting.

it was when they decided to have sex, while i was still in my bed and awake, and then when i tried to leave after they got up, they were doing it on the couch too...

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I rent an appartment with one of my best friends. We have been friends for over 10 years. Yet she invites her boyfriend of 15 years old, we are 18 mind you, and had sex with him in the bedroom we share, while i'm 2 feet away in the living room, with the bed room door OPEN!!! I never thought i would loose a friend but that one, I wish she'll die in hell,

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First off let me explain my situation, I live with three of my friends and this guy was our random roommate. I share a room with my fiancee, which technically is against the lease but my other roommates do not have a problem with it and actually enjoy her company. He apparently doesn't, I have no idea as a reason as to why he doesn't considering that she hasn't said one cross word towards him one way or another. One day I asked everyone to do their dishes because well I was doing everyone's dishes and it got old. The other roommates didn't have a problem with this and actually asked if I needed help with doing them right then. When I asked him if he would do his dishes not only did he say no, but he said that since my fiancee didn't pay the rent at the apartment that she had to do them. Fine whatever I ignore his childish antics because it's not worth my energy to fight with him. So recently my fiancee asked my other roommate for some trash bags, he butts in and says that she never takes the trash out and that she doesn't do shit around the apartment. He then proceeded to follow her out the apartment while she took the trash out and spit in front of her so that she had to walk in front of it. I was at work at the time and after I got off we went to the office to tell the landlord of the problems that I was having with him. Nothing has happened as of yet, and I am just going to ignore his childish ass for as long as humanly possible.

He constantly pulls out the race card when we say something to him and he is inconsiderate to everyone in the apartment. I wish I could have had one less roommate in my apartment, but as of now I am stuck with this child.

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You want a bad roommate story let me give you one that has lasted for 4 years. My roommate is a BITCH in a capitol way. She is selfish,self centered controlling and arrogant. We originally moved in together for the financial reasons. Unfortunately I stay for financial reasons.
I basically live in a 10x13 room kinda like a cell only I can go outside. I have my own TV-thank the good Lord. I work from home and had to set up my office in my bedroom because of her granddaughter who might be staying with us every 6 months so she set the 3rd bedroom up for her. So I literally spend the better part of 22 hrs in my room except when I go to the kitchen to fix something to eat and then come back and eat in my room. She watches nothing but prison and murder shows. She has a drug friend in prison and she is obsessed with prison life. I pay half of the rent and have one room and my bathroom. I couldn't even park my car in the garage when I had one because she has so much shit in there. I cook when she is not her because it irritates her when I'm in the kitchen because she is hard of earring and can't hear the TV. She is actually hard of hearing selectively. People have asked why I don't say anything/ Because trust me you wouldn't want to for any reason cross her because she can make your life even more miserable. It is just easier to retreat to my room and try to ignore her. Anything that she thinks you do wrong she throws it in your face. and if it is something she has done she will figure a way to turn it back to you so it's your fault. She is only nice to people when others are looking because she wants to be perceived as the most generous person on the face of the earth. She is so phoney- That's my horrible roommmate story.

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I allowed a casual acquaintance Anastasia M. Chxxxxal" to move in with me and my other room mate because she SAID that "her previous room mate had moved out into a new apartment and left me with all the bills" So I said pay 1/3 rent and electric and if you want to kick in on the wireless OK.
Shit started right after she moved in. There was always "male" traffic all hours of the day and nite.Then she lays up and gets preggers & wantes to talk to us all day about who she said was baby daddy, my other roommate told her that he really did not want her to go on and on find a new conversation.
Right away after we started to see a real fucked up change in her.
She jumped up in my face out of the blue one afternoon cursing, lying & being disrespectful saying I over charged her 6$ on the electric bill. This bitch had called ComEd and tried every phone number she had for me to try and gain access to the electric account. I immediately accessed the account on speaker phone and exposed that not only had there been no over charge but the account had a credit. I also let her know that I looked into her previous address and found that the story she told me to move in was a LIE &she had to move out! This ho had the nerve to fly into a rage over the TRUTH and to call me a dirty bitch for looking into her address when she unauthorized access to my ComEd account!
My other roommate was so upset about her LYING ABOUT EVERYTHING THAT CAME OUT OF HER MOUTH that they got into an argument so loud the building manger came into the apartment to break it up. I squashed it- reminding her that I wanted her to be out by the end of the month and went to work.
I came home from work, went into my room and chilled. Not more that 30 mins later, we could hear people coming up the stairs "shouting where the mutha fuckers at & we gonna beat them down" SHE HAD CALLED THESE PEOPLE OVER! My roommate being a yuppie scooted in his room &locked his door then dialed 911 &I went out to face them-- who by this time were kicking down doors, shouting, screaming &threatening This STANK ASS HO had LIED & told these people"I have a baby in my stomach and they said they were going to hurt my baby"-LIES LIES AND LIES
The 911 operator heard EVERYTHING, including the fact that they SAID that they had weapons and what they came to do to us,the police who came in to the apartment with guns drawn! they handcuffed and shut down the most verbal of the combatants, then also had me and my roommate in hand cuffs too and WE CALLED THE POLICE!! SHE TRIED TO KEEP UP THE LIE BUT THEY SAW THRU IT AND ESCORTED HER AND HER DUMB ASS CRIMINAL FRIENDS OUT, uncuffed me and my roommate & took down our threat reports against her.
To be responsible I had to inform my clients to put fraud alerts on their credit because of the possible unauthorized access to my files, change all my bank accounts and put fraud alerts on both my and my male roommates credit. I also had to call the person who introduced me to this "demonic two faced bitch" give them the number for the Chicago police report HS404699 so they could read for themselves and understand that this bitch is a manipulating, lying cow and to spread the word. I also had to call the police again because we noticed that the area on the door by the locks on our rooms had damage and "tool marks" apparently where "someone" had been trying to jimmie the locks and get a report. this has been the demon roommate from hell and I hope that's where she goes.

If you run into someone online or god for bid in person who is named Anastasia M. Chxxxxal, working on her weight, accommodating, so called spiritual, uses catch phrases; "my girl or my boy" can take care of that, "I got you" "I got real close to them", knows you or supposedly someone you know etc, smile -- check out the police report number and then make sure you run so you wont be her next victim.

Ambri said...

I have had some bad roommates, including a drunk that ate cold spaghetti with her fingers and called my kid a loser. But tonight I had a male roommate accuse my daughter's 9 week old, but box trained kitten of pooping by the toilet by mistake. He did so while wondering what to do with the wad of tp he had cleaned up a piece with. (uh, flush it? NOT bring it to living room?)
So, as my daughter is a teen, and this is her kitten, I tell her to clean up, but kind of wonder when the kitten got in there to do that. My daughter cleaned it up, not wanting to have an uncomfortable conversation with an almost 40 year old man (or make me do that). A little while later she then told me in no uncertain terms it was hot, mushy man poop, and in no means a resemblance to the droppings of our two box trained cats.
What kind of person makes a 13 year old girl clean up his, aah, miss? Or any other person? oh, and we just cleaned the bathroom today!

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But seriously...I don't think my roommate is as bad as any of yours but still it's annoying when she goes to sleep at 3 (meaning I get to go to sleep, FINALLY) and wakes me up at 9. She doesn't know the definition of being quiet. She's always throwing stuff around and making so much noise and having conversations RIGHT IN THE DOORWAY while I'm trying to sleep. It's ridiculous...and I get absolutely no respect. None. But then again, it's probably because I'm a sopphmore and I'm rooming with all seniors who...btw...happened to be friends beforehand...o.0 I wish you all luck with your nightmarish roommates. But I just totally had to vent.

Anonymous said...

So I just moved into college this year and am staying at the dorms. I was moved in a with a roomate I liked a lot we got a long for a while with relatively few problems but a month into college I was moved to a different building because of construction. I sent a very nice email to my new roomate telling him I will be moving in the next few days and it would be nice if he was ready. When I got there all my drawers were filled with beer cans 30-40, which I told him he needed to get rid of. He also had a huge tub of proteign and a stack of p90x cds, faget.(I should have found a new roomate right then but i am usually pretty chill and I thought I would give it a chance.) He goes to sleep at 4 every night and never manages to get up before his first class at 12. He thinks its wierd when I go to sleep at midnight and get up a eight in the morning. Every morning I have an alarm set to a low volume and every time it goes off he gets up and makes a huge seigh..... and says WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCKKKK. To which I just ignore. Sometimes it goes off a couple times before I get up (big deal) it is a big deal to him. Why can't he just get up around nine like everyone else in this world! The other night at four o clock I was in bed sleeping and he comes crashing in drunk and turned on the lights and opened the door so that the blarring music outside woke me up. This happens all the time. and I cant get back to sleep untill around five. One night after he came in and turned the lights on he decided to finally go to bed around 3 when I was sleeping in bed. He said what the fuck! his signature word and then, turn off the lights! I then could help but say, I have been laying here for the past 2 hours trying to sleep and you turned the lights on! So he decided to come try and rip me out of bed I sat up postured like I was going to do something if he tried. So when he put his hand on my bunk bed I hit him one time on the arm moderatley soft (I didn't actually want to hurt him). then He stood there like obviosly he way tougher then me (skinny little 135 pounder doing p90x) and he tried to grab my wrist and pull me down. So I hit him one time harder... nothing... then harder ... nothing then one more time. It all happend fast. Then he freaks out and grabs my sheets and throws them on the ground. I sit back for a second and sigh ( I have to live with this kid for the next 5 months what should I do) I got up and put my sheets back up on my bed. (by this time he turned the lights off).Then I went to bed. How should I respond to this kid? he has zero respect what so ever, should I get phsyical with him or ignore him, I need to take a stand on some things, like alchohal and I am not the Nark type. Advice?

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Anonymous said...

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Danny said...

My roommate was a friend who convinced me to move from TN to FL. I am from NY anyway so not too attached to either state. Well, the agreement was couple A and couple B absolutely NO ONE else. Well, apparently that mean nothing on his end because he allowed a thief/drug dealer move in. First few mons that I asked if this kid was living here I was told no. Mind you me and my gf are the ONLY ones paying the bills since roomie couldn't afford it! Anyway, his gf moved out in the second mon here. He then started to date some married chick. Whatever it is his business if he wants to be stupid. So he practically moves in her place with her and her husband. Leaves us here with this POS friend of his. Well, this kid uses my bike for a while everyday and everytime I go to use it the bike isn't there. So I finally put a lock on the bike. He comes storming in the house and says "If you don't want me using your bike just tell me" and I said back "If you had respect enough to ask I could tell you, you don't ask and you are trashing it keeping it out in bad weather and the front tire is fucked up." whatever I walk away from him at this point because he is really pissing me off. One day while trying to shower I noticed my axe scrub tool had dog hair in it. When I confronted my roommate with evidence he didnt want to see what HIS friend did and basically blew it off. My ps2 which was fairly new still had the plastic strip on the casing was in the living room. He is the only one who goes in the living room and uses it. Magically the power button doesn't work and so it can no longer be used. At this point I already want to leave but gf calms me down and calls the roommate and tells him his friend is out of line. He has the nerve to say then get out knowing obviously we can't because we just paid 600 for utilities and 300 for rent! Anyhow, we suck it up AGAIN...and just decide to save up to get the fuck out of here. Which is exactly what we are doing!

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my roommate annoys the shit out of me. We never speak to eachother, so every time i am in the room while he is, which is alot, it is extremely awkward. He is not loud and obnoxious, but he does little things, that all together are equally annoying. First of all, he is always in the room, except of course when he is at class. All he does is sit on his ass, eat junk food, and play video games, all day every day. because this, everytime i enter the room i get the very pleasant smell of a fresh fart. (seriously it seems like he plans to time it perfectly.) He refuses to speak to me, and if he does it is very brief and hard to understand because of how softly he speaks. But he has no problem talking, or should i say yelling when he is playing online video games. When he is not playing video games, he will sit in his bed and do god knows what on his computer. He has a laptop, but he insists on using a plug in mouse that makes the annoying clicking sound, even though laptops have a touch pad, that conveniently make little to no noise. I would have no problem with this if the clicking sound was at a minimum... but it is not. I dont know if he is looking at porn or playing a game, but he manages to click that goddamn mouse at least 300 times per minute. This specific case may make me sound very impatient,but imagine that for at least two hours a day, you were forced to listen to somebody tapping on a wall or some other repetitive sound, you would learn to hate it and the person it is coming from. This situation may suck, but the good news is that i only have about a month and a half more to deal with the sorry little bastard.

Anonymous said...

My roommate is a friend of mine, we moved out of state but he didn't have enough time off to go up and pick a nice apartment. Instead we had one day to look and pick. Ridiculous! We ended up at these ghetto ass apartments where I get to hear domestic disputes when I open the patio door. We get along ok but his habits drive me nuts! He demanded that he get the larger room that connected to the bathroom. I gave it to him and where does he sleep? In the fucking living room. I come in to get breakfast or get ready for work and he is sleeping on the floor in front of his stupid computer. He just sits around and multitasks on the computer/tv all day before working. He never takes out the trash, does dishes, cleans anything. I always clean his shit stains and pee stains off the toilet. He uses a million cups a day when I wash his cup and set it on the counter to be reused he doesn't use it. His dirty ass laundry is everywhere in his room and the living room has become a mecca of crap. His clothes, bike, papers, etc just strewn about. He uses the food prep counter as a table for more crap. He showers with the hottest water for an hour and then complains about how high our bill is. He jacked my laundry detergent and fabric softener to keep in his car for laundry day. He always wants us to do shit together. Not when he has six bags of clothes and I have one. It's not fair to me to make me sit around a ghetto laundry mat all day and then have the balls to make me fold his laundry or carry his shit back to the car. When he cooks he demands I help him but when I cook he never helps. He leaves crusty boxers piled in his section of the bathroom. I just throw them in his room. He gets bent out of shape about it. I am literally slipping on his nasty underwear when I go in to shower or pee. He does clean up after shaving his body but his sink is so nasty and he never cleans it. Thank God I have my own sink. I'm just sick of cleaning up after him. He knows I'm anal retentive and ocd about cleaning. I like things neat and organized. He takes advantage of that. I actually asked him about doing dishes or cleaning. He told me he was a neat and clean person. Ha! He said his last roommate was a slob who never did anything and sat around eating junk and playing video games and he always had to pay bills and clean the house. So his answer to why he doesn't clean? He says because his last roommate was so messy, he feels entitled to be a slob. So he's screwing me over! I'd rather live alone at this point. I had a feeling he might drive me crazy so I told him a one year lease then I will find my own place. He says I abandoning him. This comes from a guy who made fun of me because he said I couldn't function without human contact when I first moved here. Now he's the one who is being clingy! I love him, he's my friend but I feel like he's not taking care of our apartment. He definitely took over it as if it was his alone. I'm looking a new place, something that is cheaper and I can share with my bf. I would like to know what happens when he gets his own place and doesn't have a personal maid anymore!

Anonymous said...

Well, my story isn't as long as most peoples. My roommate is one from hell. So far, he has paid 0 dollars for rent or deposit. On top of that, he has the biggest room and the garage and the livingroom all to himself. He is constantly complaining about everything. He sais that I only by the same kind of food all the time. Well he hasnt bought anything. Hey, asshole if you dont like what im buying, THEN GO BUY SOME FUCKING FOOD YOURSELF.He is always borrowing money and my stuff like smokes and tylenol and shit. Oh, and did I mention he calls me a fat pig all the time and abuses me. Yea, good times

K said...

http://kakattack2012.blogspot.com/2011/03/ramblings-of-wednesday.html

That pretty much says it all but I'll just list a few things here. She doesn't clean. Ever. The only time she even attempts to clean is when I tell her to. She leaves the oven and stove on after she uses them. She leaves doors unlocked. She waits until there is mold growing on the dishes to actually clean them. She takes baths and eventually a scum line forms around the bath tub which she apparently can't see.

I get my own apartment in 1 month. Thank God.

Anonymous said...

I had Chinese Foreign exchange roommate who always demanded/requested for silence or lower noise levels at least 4 times a day, be it for his school work to simply watching television. When he wanted me to "turn it down", I lowered the volumes and kept it at those volumes permanently. The volume got lower after every demand. It felt like he was indirectly trying to force me to conform to HIS noise expectations.

One time I confronted him on the matter. I refused to comply to his demands on one occassion simply because I thought he was watching TV through his headsets and also felt that his right to enjoy the property how he wants doesn't take priority over mine. NOTE: My noise levels were lower than speaking levels. I told him that I would be happy lower my volume settings/mute it if he needs to do school work or some activity that requires concentration, outside of that, I wouldn't comply. He claimed I'm "violating his rights" if I refused on the grounds of a Supreme Court Case.

I didn't fall for that by the way. He also tried to enforce his demands by citing rules and regulations from a different University. He also suggested that we get the RA involved. I refused fearing personal bias.

He also suggested that we had a few weeks left to live with each other so "Put up with it until we don't have to see each other again!"

He suggested that we BOTH use headphones 24/7 from now on. However, he uses headsets already, so it feels as if, indirectly, he's telling me to conform to him and revolve my life around his. I understand that one can get irritated with noise, but it doesn't mean they should tell their noisier roommate to conform to his standards. Especially, when the noisier, which is me, roommate paid for the room as well. I don't know about him, but I paid out of my own pocket. Which meant getting my equal enjoyment of the property became that much more meaningful.

By the way, I know the guys is full of crap if he thinks there are Supreme Court rulings relevant to roommate disputes.

Anonymous said...

Forgot to add. This guy always makes a mess for me to clean up every time he brushes his teeth.

dare said...

my uncle died in january, and for my cousin to sell the house i had to move in a hurry, so i went to craigslst to find a room for rent...well i found what i thought was the perfect roommate, our hours off set so we barely would see each other (or so i thought)
first came the bubbly happy go lucky nice girl, that i thought that even if we did have to hang out it wouldn't be such a bad thing... i was mistaken hard core.
it started with her sweet talking me in to helping with the grass, then it was feeding the animals for her, because she was too busy,
and then she asked me to help her deliver flowers for her florist business (i was so nice i did it FOR FREE) then i started noticing that she never cleaned up after herself, so i cleaned up... her responce when i tried to discuss it was "then don't clean it up" ????? wtf ?????
and then like a total fool i agreed to help her deliver flowers over mothers day weekend (again for free) before i agreed i asked her to be nice in the deliveries because i was using my personal van which was on it's way out, so i told her no highway travel.... well i get there and what dose she do... she sends me downtown, and also all the way to indiana... and while crossing the bridge back to louisville the head gasket blows on me, so i call her to tell her, and she asked if i got the deliveries done, i said "yes, but what about my van" she said "sorry not my problem" and when i tried to discuss that with her, i got "F U shut up and leave me alone.
and after all of the nice things i done for her..... she leaves one night, calls me on the phone to tell me i would have to move out..... and without using foul language i told her that she would cause me to retaliate ( i even stated non-violent) by legal means.... she calls the cops, and tells them that i threatened her and that she was physically afraid to go home, so the cops show up, and i had a nice respectable talk with them, and they left.... boy was she pissed about that.
so the next day:
i called all of the wire service flower companies that she uses for her business... and told them about how she explained to me in great detail how she stole flowers from flower wholesalers out of the dumpster and put them in arrangements for funerals, she dose not know about that yet LOL.
i also called all of the florist i could reach on a sunday and told them and the outlets what she was doing... and now i am placing this here in hopes that no one makes the same mistake i did by renting a room from her.
her name: Cindy Marquell
company name: flower garden florist
the location that she rents is on old six mile ln, anyone that sees her add in the next 2 weeks should run like a rabbit on fire to get away from her

Anonymous said...

I have roommate she binges on coke, then says she hates me the other day while shit faced drunk. Yesterday she gave me 4 days notice though we have agreement to make it 30 days.

She BS Canada employment Insurance that she has herniated disks, but she is fake as she knows just enough as a nurse student to bull shit the doctor.

I asked a family friend who is a back pain specialist and he told me she won't have played in a softball tournament the other day, and go for daily bike rides with herniated disks either.

Nada Star Comegan is a lying piece of shit, expects that I pay her more money them originally agreed to, and then kicks me out because she wants to go binge more coke, while she pulls in money from income insurance, because of her phony back problems.

This bitch lives in Winnipeg Manitoba, and I hope she gets busted for coke, and insurance fraud, then gets kicked out of school, as she also wanted me to write some University papers for her, what a dumb bitch.

Anonymous said...

I live in a four bedroom apartment, and at first all the roommates were tolerable. After about a week I knew I could not live with one of them. I'll call her A.
*First of all her and her boyfriend would sit out in the living room watching tv and movies with the tv on all the way up. The cuddling was fine, but I would walk out to use the bathroom and they would basically be having sex. They were disgusting. She has a tv in her room!!!
*Her boyfriend would get drunk and come over. He would accidentally miss the toilet while trying to pee. He also once went to our other roommates room NAKED and fell asleep. She said she tried to wake him up but he wouldn't move so she left him there.
*Her boyfriend would also eat her food when she was sleeping or not there, and she would blame it on me because we are both vegetarians. I would never eat her food.
*She has a weird habit of smelling everything. Like she smelled my fruit and vegetables all the time and told me they seemed good???
*Her and her boyfriend would get into arguments in the living room instead of in her own room. This made it very awkward.
*She would talk about penis' all the time, and sexual acts.
*She never cleaned, and actually complained when one of our roommates did.
*She would yell at my dog when he came to her for food, but even after I told her not to feed him human food she did.
*I saw her try to come into my room once when she thought I was going to be gone.
*Basically yelled at me in front of the new guy I was seeing for accidentally missing her texts the night before.
*She slept with my EX BOYFRIEND that I dated for 2 1/2 years after her boyfriend broke up with her because she it a c***.
*Tells my ex things that I had told her in private about my new boyfriend and I.
*Freaked out because she thought she had bed bugs in her bed, but really she is just dirty and brought in bugs.
* The worst thing is that it seems like whenever I am here, she is!

Anonymous said...

DICK-MOUTH EATS MY CUM!
so i invited over my girlfriend to my new house to hang out, she met my roommates all of which were cool and the oldest just so happened to a be a virgin. (25 years old)well she was pregnant with my child and ended up fighting with me one night and said "fuck you ill do what i want" and started drinking vodka while pregnant. well long story short she ended up having a miscarriage. me being me, broke up with her cuz she was being stupid and really hurt me by killing our baby. well once again long story short. she started "dating/using" my roommate (25 year old virgin, shes 17) this pissed me off. she then started lying about me and getting my roommates pissed at me, so i started seeking revenge for them being vindictive and fucking with me. so today when they came home from dairy queen his blizzard was melted, and he put it in the freezer and left to the store. i grabbed the ice cream and blew im guessing the largest load of cum possible into his blizzard stirred it and put it back. i then cracked open a beer and waited for him to get back, 2 beers later they get back and im sitting there drinking a beer and watching him eat and drink every last slurp of my load. i loved it, i still cant stop laughing, i figured i would tell someone. thanks for reading, let me know what you think.

Anonymous said...

I had one good experience with a male room mate and thought id try again with a secand time. Ive had it with him though and have asked him to leave by the fist of next month.
He is completley disrespectful to me and wanders around in his underwear, he thinks its okay to wander around nearly naked in front of a girl that isnt related to or dating him and refuses to put clothing on, he dosenst clean the kitchen up after himself and left a bag or fruit scraps on the counter over the weekend that has attracted insects. He took his mattress and slept in the living room while i was away and after 2 days of me asking to put it back so i didn't trip and break a leg trying to get to the kitchen refuses to do so. He went in to my room while i was away with out asking and took my fan and didn't return that either. I'm just sick of this shit. He never goes out and dispite taking online college courses says he has no time to get a job, and try's to con money from his parents, no wonder they don't like him.

www.MaximumHUGE.com said...

by far we have the most Horrible Roommate. here, we made a video of his antics, can you believe what he does? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tr77r74FjZ8&feature=related

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Anonymous said...

I found out earlier this year that my roommate killed her kids. She and her kids lived with me for six months until she moved to VA to join her husband who was in the military. I thought she was a decent person...and her kids were really sweet. But I found out she murdered both of them by shooting them in the head. First she shot her son in the SUV when driving him to soccer practice. She drove home, parked the car in the garage and then went upstairs and shot her daughter in the back of the head. Then she shot her daughter in the face. Neither of them survived. I trusted her and thought she was decent. She now is the worst person I've ever lived with.

Anonymous said...

I'm experiencing life with my first ever roommate in campus and I hate it. She likes the air con set to a really low temp, I'm not OK with it but I let her take control of it anyways. She also seems to have frienhds of her own, and completely uninterested with me (even though we've tried to bond). She's always heading out until late at nights.. by weekdays don't even expect for her to come back at all. I let her live her own life and just put up with things, but tonight shortly after she came back from her usual outing, she told me she'd be sleeping over in a classmate's room and left. A frikkin classmate you see in your class everyday. Don't get me wrong, I'm not clingy to her at all but that's just way to making one feel like crap. Thanks a lot for more and more of your BS I have to cope with each day Prescillia, applauds to you.

Anonymous said...

My roommate always feels the need to one up everyone's story and apparently he is the greatest at everything that has ever been invented. He also constantly belittles me and calls me a "dumb ass" just because I don't know all of his figures of speech as I am not even from the same country as he is. He also talks non-stop to me no matter what I am in the middle of which makes it nearly impossible to study in my room. He also likes to talk when you are trying to listen to music or relax and watch a movie. Also while in public he enjoys shouting out women's bra sizes to them which is extremely rude. I also made the mistake of throwing in a few shirts with his laundry and so now he wants me to pay for all of his laundry because I used up his money. Which is strange since his mom literally handed him the money for the laundry and yet he still harps at me to pay for his laundry.
I know this isn't the worst roommate on the planet but I felt he was bad enough to share.

Anonymous said...

I have been living with the same person since freshman year, our sophomore year we lived with her cousin and just recently we added another one of our good friends to the list. We live in a three bedroom house...the two cousins share a room. I knew this was a horrible idea to begin with, but I didn't care as long as I didn't have to move again before I graduated (not like I was sharing a room).:) ....and then....I missed this dinner event they had been trying to have (I was helping my boyfriends grandmother and my grandparents over the weekend and was extremely late) THEY PUT ME ON TRASH DUTY! Needless to say I was pissed, but I tried to play it off like it didn't matter...they kept nagging me and bitching about EVERYTHING I was doing. ***Just for reference I used to clean and scrub the previous home we lived in till it sparkled, and never complained when they didn't help because I understood they were really busy and needed help with laundry and cleaning and stuff****Back to the story though...They bitched about me not being home enough, about me not putting my dishes away immediately after I used them, they bitched about how my boyfriend dressed and how I occasionally skipped classes, about the food I cooked about EVERYTHING. It was driving me insane, plus I was dealing with a major depressive episode with family problems that had recently occurred. So I started staying with my boyfriend more and more because I kept feeling less and less welcome in my own fing house. THEN one night they wanted to go out to dinner with me, I figured "why not?" I've been feeling disconnected and this would be a good time for me to try to talk to them about everything. Well...we get there and they first tell me that they don't think I should have my 21st at the house because the don't wanna go to jail, and I wouldn't technically be 21 on the day of the party blah blah blah. I was like "ok no big deal, I understadn" although I was a little upset because I had sent out invites like two weeks ago and was going to have to scramble to change the location in time. THEN they all told me *in the nicest way possible* that they think I should move out next year because the two sharing the room don't want to share anymore and they figured since I was always at my boyfriend's house I could just live with him....smh. I was so upset, the only reason I had agreed to move into this house was because I wouldn't have to move until I graduated. AND on top of that I do not think my boyfriend and I are ready to move in. We have been together a really long time, but we both wanted to wait...ya know? gahhh. PLUS all my friends already have living situations and don't wanna move (ya know cause we are all seniors and don't wanna move if we don't have to) so I'm either gonna have to rent a one bedroom and move all my shit because they want my room or move in with my boyfriend and STILL have to move all my shit....some people....jeeeze.

Anonymous said...

We had the worst roommate of all time. He moved in with partial rent and then did alot of fast talking and fast talking. He stayed for 3 1/2 months and paid only a small fraction of what he owed us for rent. In fact there were months he didn't pay at all. He spent alot of time scheming and committing felonies in his room such as engaging in phony check scams. He did drugs and had a whole parade of sex partners - many every day. We later surmised this person was a sociopath with compulsive lying, stealing. He stole my watch, ate our food late at night without ever contributing towards food or bills. His name is Mark Ralph Guerrero aka Deumetious Pessoa and about a dozen other names.

Anonymous said...

My sophomore year of college my old roommate moved out of the dorm and so residence life moved in a guy who was notorious for being quite possibly the most annoying person in the residence hall. He was a right-wing, teaparty bigot, who seemed to always want to talk politics with me, even if I wasn't responding and had my headphones in. Of course, his constant talking was not restricted to his warped politics, as he also talked about what his girlfriend would do with him in bed. He also had a tendency to clear his throat constantly and by the end of the first week our wastebasket was filled with his snotballs. His friend, one of the few people in the dorms who could stand him, would come over to play video games and he looked like a serial killer. As if this wasn't enough he was also vocal about being a homophobe. He condoned his pro-discrimination beliefs by saying he just didn't want them hitting on him. Now, this would be less infuriating if I wasn't a transvestite. Yeah, kind of hard not to take that one personally. Anyway, I lasted about a week and then I had no choice to move out. Apparently I'm not the first roommate he's scared away. Why residence life doesn't deny him housing or even just give him a single room is beyond me.

Anonymous said...

Had a roommate who absolutely did not know the difference between what he said and what he did. Once admitted to me about trying to get roommates to fight with each other, then he complained about all the drama in the house, and when I asked him why he doesn't move out then, he replied that he'd miss all the drama in the house. All of this within the SAME conversation.

Anytime he was confronted about any of his annoying behavior, he'd either get cute and cuddly with you, or get pissed off and threaten you, or get struck by a sudden case of amnesia.

Never, ever had anything optimistic or constructive to say about anyone or anything. Was always complaining and judging people.

I eventually moved out without giving proper notice, but the landlords tracked me down, sympathized with my situation, and refunded half of my deposit back anyways.

Anonymous said...

My roommate is a crazy. I'd like to think that I'm a pretty easy going person. As long as you're clean and give me basic respect (we don't even have to be friends but I'm open to hanging out too) then I'm happy. Well, I chose an anti-social person as my roommate, which isn't a bad thing but add that to the fact that she's completely INCAPABLE of understand other people and Houston we have a problem. This girl gets mad at me for leaving one dish and one cup in the sink but God forbid if I ask her to wash for huge pile of dishes that have been lying in the sink for over a day (and we have a small sink so it's reall annoying). She has shouting matches on the phone at 2 am and if I ask her to keep it down she flips out. If I so much as go to the bathroom late at night she flips out. Once she yelled at me for flecks of water being on the floor after I cleaned the kitchen. A few days later the kitchen looks like a bomb went off and I can't say shit about it. The list goes on and there are worse things like her wanting to talk to me about my so-called annoying habits at 3 AM when I'm trying to sleep and when I politely ask her if we can do this the next day she says, "I want to talk about it now." WTF????? Anyways I moved (thank God) and live with normal people now. There are worse things she did but I'm not even going to get into it. All I know is that this girl thinks that I was the difficult roommate. God helps her if she gets a roommate who isn't as nice as me.

Anonymous said...

My roommate is a crazy. I'd like to think that I'm a pretty easy going person. As long as you're clean and give me basic respect (we don't even have to be friends but I'm open to hanging out too) then I'm happy. Well, I chose an anti-social person as my roommate, which isn't a bad thing but add that to the fact that she's completely INCAPABLE of understand other people and Houston we have a problem. This girl gets mad at me for leaving one dish and one cup in the sink but God forbid if I ask her to wash for huge pile of dishes that have been lying in the sink for over a day (and we have a small sink so it's reall annoying). She has shouting matches on the phone at 2 am and if I ask her to keep it down she flips out. If I so much as go to the bathroom late at night she flips out. Once she yelled at me for flecks of water being on the floor after I cleaned the kitchen. A few days later the kitchen looks like a bomb went off and I can't say shit about it. The list goes on and there are worse things like her wanting to talk to me about my so-called annoying habits at 3 AM when I'm trying to sleep and when I politely ask her if we can do this the next day she says, "I want to talk about it now." WTF????? Anyways I moved (thank God) and live with normal people now. There are worse things she did but I'm not even going to get into it. All I know is that this girl thinks that I was the difficult roommate. God helps her if she gets a roommate who isn't as nice as me.

Anonymous said...

1st day of freshman year of college, my roommate decided to come back to the dorm drunk at 4am. She is a loud drunk and curses like a sailor so i woke up but did not pay any attention to her. Later I wake up to nosies and sound and i look up and there she is going at it with the guy so I leave the room. This happened on the FIRST day of college.

But wait there is more, on Halloween night at 5am she comes back to the dorm drunk and has sex with another guy while I was in the room.

Oh did i mention she has a boyfriend in another state....

There was another night, it was the first day of second semester she decides to go out for thirsty thursday. She goes out and i hear her say that she is going to go you everyday this week. I was like oh god please don't bring any guy back. She comes back but without a guy. In the morning I woke up and left for my 9am class. When I came back i found out that she was too drunk to get up out of her bed to go to the restroom that she peed in her bed!!!!!!!!! but wait there is more!!! it was her time of the month........

Anonymous said...

Ok, so I've read a few of these and decided to post my own experience.

It started out great between me and my housemate, we shared housework, she always paid her rent on time and she was always really nice. Then suddenly after about a month of this loveliness, everything changed.

She stopped paying rent all together, and no matter how many times I'd ask, I'd only ever get bits of it. She'd go from nice to mental case at the drop of a hat, constantly swearing and being really angry for no apparent reason. After I'd spend maybe half a day cleaning the kitchen from top to bottom, she'd bring down her dirty plates from upstairs that had been there for goodness knows how long, and just leave them on the side, expecting me to clean them. If she doesn't have anything to eat, she constantly moans and complains until I make her something or she's forced to get off her ass and order out.

She invites friends/boyfriends round to my house without asking (I mean, generally I'm ok with it but I'd like to be asked, ya know?) Just casually dropping me a text saying "BTW such and such is coming over" Then at times when I really need the house to be quiet, like before an exam or while I'm doing coursework, she's really noisy. An example of this is when, the night before an important interview for a graduate job placement, her and her boyfriend kept me up until 2am having sex and watching films really loudly.

She constantly complains about having no money, yet won't get off her ass and get a job, spends all her dole money on going out and getting drunk, constantly acts like the world owes her something, posts not-so-passive-aggressive statuses on facebook, always acts like everything's about her and that no one in the world is as worse off than she is.

She may not be the worst out there, but I think she's pretty bad.

Anonymous said...

where do i begin! me and my boyfriend are roommates with his sister and his "friend".First I am 17 and my roommates are 19 and 23. So me and my boyfriend buy a car togther and she automatically assumes its the "house car" when she dosent even pay for her rides to and from work everysingle day.when my boyfriend went out of town she decided to steal my car! she sits on the couch in the same clothes taking up the whole couch with her fat butt all day when she is home. everything in the house is ours as well and she uses it like her own treating it like garbage. we recently had to put a lock on our door because they keep on stealing things from us. the guy is a complete alcoholic and gets drunk everyday. everynight we have to hear him being loud and beligerent all night. they eat ALL of our food dont pay any bills and use all of our stuff. I seriously hate them and know they are the worst roommates ever.

Anonymous said...

So I live in my parents rental house. And even though they lowered the rent for me, I still needed a roommate to help out. So a friend of mine said sure! she'll move in! Well. I had to pay her first months rent, then ride her ass about paying me back for the next 3 weeks. The next month was the same thing. Chasing her down for money to cover her half of the bills. I was only working part time, and struggled to make my own rent. I couldnt even buy my own groceries. My boyfriend had to pay for them.

So the last month she was here, she paid her rent, then basically lived at home. I called her about her half of the bills, since her name was on the contract saying she would pay rent and half the utilities. ANd she went off on me saying she owed me nothing, and she felt we were very intrusive to her, and never respected her.

WELL. Her boyfriend would come here, eat our food, never help out with anything, and excpect us to push his car out of the drive way when it got icy. She would come home from work, cook a huge dinner for herself and her boyfriend, then pile all the dishes in the sink. We'd leave it at first, but after waiting 3 days to use a dish she dirtied, we soon just started cleaning up after her. As well as changing her car battery, driving her to work, and picking her perscriptions up if we were going downtown. Maybe being nice to her and cleaning up her messes was intrusive. I mean, going into her room and pulling out wet towels and old mugs with mouldy teabags in them does seem very intrusive.

I had also lent her a dress of mine and had to trick her into giving it back. And when i did get it back, it had sperm and booze splotches all over the front.

She went on about not having to pay for electricity since my boyfriend was here almost every day. She never used any. Nope. She's special. Her room magically heats itself. And the 2 showers/bubble baths a day...Magic as well! Plus falling asleep with her light on, watching movies, cooking dinners, having all the curtains closed and the lights on when it was bright and sunny outside. All MAGIC. Instead of realizing shes not special and things dont just magically happen, she was under the impression she was paying for my boyfriend to live with us. He showered with me (No extra hotwater there) cooked with me (No extra cooking there) Plugged his car in (Hardly anything there) watched movies with me AND HER. PLUS: He bought groceries, changed her car battery at 10 at night, shoveled our drive way, pushed her out of snow banks, and jump started her car so many times we've lost count. Apparently this caused her to become depressed and feel unwelcome.

We also have a no animal rule unless the landlord gives permission. So i get home one day and shes got 2 huge dogs in the house ripping apart my cat toys,barking at me and barely letting me through the front door.

After all this, did I mention she's also bad for my health? She went on a cleaning rampage one day (I know right? It's a miracle since she's such a pig.) She had at least 3 different scented candles lit, several different air fresheners, plus tons of scented cleaning products. I have asthma, and anyone else who has it can imagine how hard of a time it became to breathe in my own home. I opened my window (it was -20 something when she did this) to air my room out from the fumes, and left the house for several hours. When i came back i asked her not to use them because of that. So being the absolute genius she is, she started to use them when i was asleep. I'd wake up in the morning hardly able to breathe. I passed if off for acold or something. Until she told me she knows it doesnt bother me because she's been using them at night and i havnt said a word. I told her if i die from an asthma attack in my sleep and she's been using those chemicals, it's all her fault. Thank God she actually listened to that.

lovinglife said...

Here is a poem I wrote about me, who occasionally leaves a dish or two in the sink over night. And this is not exaggerated, I never let it go for over 24 hours. So who is my other room mate you ask? The Dish Nazi.


How could u do this dude?
How can u be so cruel?
For I feel so offended
You broke my biggest rule

This isn't something new
You know how I feel and think
You goddamn fucking moron
You left your dishes in the sink

You know how my anger stirs
My blood pressure shoots through the roof!!
When I see that dirty dish...
200 over 70, I'm telling u the truth!

I can't help that I'm a monster
And this problem makes me sulk
But you have to understand
I'm equivalent to the Hulk

I'm not sure why I'm like this
But please just try to see
The thought of this-
An unclean plate.
Fills my heart
With rage and hate.

I have to let it out
For I am riding on the brink
You goddamn fucking moron
Your dish is in the sink!!

How could u do this to me?
How could u be so rude?
Think of these poor dishes
Feeling such neglect
And ME-- oh my, I
I feel such disrespect!!

You've made your intentions clear
I know where our friendship stands
Now please don't get me started
On dirty pots and pans

My love for farberware
You simply cannot know
If I find a speck of dried red sauce
Ill pack your things
And you will go.

The act of washing MY dishes
It just tickles me pink
So, you god-damned fucking moron
Don't leave YOUR dish inside the sink

If I even wash one knife
One utensil that you used
My head just might explode
Surely, my ego will be bruised

I only do the dishes
that are soiled by me alone
So recognize its your fault
That I must take this tone

Do you know the time frame?
The window you have to clean
You must adhere quite quickly
Or else ill begin to fiend

Its 3 hours from completion
Of whatever you just ate
Not one minute more!
Or my wrath you will await.

It is a personal attack
When these dishes go undone
So please
You are driving me to drink
You god damned fucking moron
Don't leave any dishes in the sink.

Anonymous said...

My best friend wants to relocate to my city and move in with me. I have a 3 bedroom house and 3 kids. She has 1 kid and will not have a job when she moves here, or any money. She told me it would be at least a year before she moves here and now she has said it might be sooner. We are both in our late thirties and we have grown apart. She has always borrowed money from me in the past and never repaid me. She uses people for everything she can get - bosses, friends, guys, and family. She leaves her child with any and everyone and I do not think she will be a good influence on my kids. She starts drinking at 5 a.m. She is the type of person to just show up on your doorstep. How do I tell her she cannot move in with me? Plus, I work full-time and go to school full-time.

Anonymous said...

My flatmate is a complete BITCHHHHH FACE. She is the moodiest individual I have EVER met! she cracks a smile once a year.. if that. Whenever I talk to her about something, she thinks she is always right. Whenever I give my opinion there is always a 'but I don't think you understand' YES I FUCKING DO understand... it's you that does not understand that different people have different opinions !!! She belittles people by smirking and going silent when they make a valid point, as if she cannot think of something 'better' to say or any criticism to fire back. She looks down on people who do not agree with her point of view.

She cannot have fun.. whenever there is a group of us having a chat and a laugh, she remains silent because she cannot insert her dull monotonic serious opinions into light-hearted conversations. She never laughs, unless it is at someone else's expense.

She constantly moans about how untidy our flat is when it is the cleanest fucking flat I have ever seem. OHH there are bread crumbs on the work surface. She says it is INCONSIDERATE not to clean up after yourself. YES IT IS, but a few breadcrumbs is not piles and piles of dirty washing up like most student flats. GET OVER YOURSELF.

She prioritizes her friends according to how much of her bullshit serious political conversations they can swallow. Apparently I am a bad friend because I do not converse with her on her head splitting dull conversations. It is TRULY MIND BOGGLING why i choose not to. When I am at home I like to relax, not talk about DAVID CAMERON'S FAILED POLITICAL POLICIES. Go away. And she tells me she hasn't been able to engage with me as much as everyone else. I really cannot see why? FML.

6 more weeks until she's out of my life!!!! Thank god.

Anonymous said...

My roommate is a disgusting excuse of a human. He could care less about anyone but himself. He says that i am his "best friend" but best friends dont leave each other high and dry when it comes to things like cleaning, following through with plans, or worst of all paying the rent on time. Since living with my roommate for a total of seven months, we have received SIX eviction notices. He always tells me he has paid the rent on time and he must think i am an idiot who doesnt call out property management people EVERY month to check in on his broke ass. He is the worst person i have ever met. He is fat. he is ugly. he has gap teeth. He is worthless. He never has money to pay the rent, but of course he can get his 2 am extra large hamburger pizza with extra cheese and THREE "DIET" cokes?!?!? no wonder he has heart pains and has been known to check himself into the ER because he is having a heart attack. I have ONE MORE MONTH to be around this awful human before i am home free. Lets see if he pays his last two month. he is already two weeks late on this month. He claims "he would never leave me hanging and he WILL pay his rent and any late fees" what an idiot. what a smelly, fat idiot.

Anonymous said...

I've definitely had worse roommates than the current one. For example, my first one threatened the guidance office at her school online, and was suspended. (She threatened to shoot all the women that worked in the office).
The next one slammed cabinet doors and threw things when she was upset.
The third one wouldn't pay rent and was constantly saying, "Oh, I'll get you the (cable, utilities, rent) as soon as I get paid" but of course that never happened. After I made her move out, she told me I OWED HER money.
Anyway, the current one has a cat and he will not clean up after it. He keeps the litter box in his bathroom (luckily we don't share bathrooms), and he never empties it. When it does get scooped out, it's because you can smell the ammonia of cat piss all the way down the hall to living room.
Today he left for the beach for the weekend while I was at work. When I returned home tonight, I could smell both cat piss and feces from the kitchen. I go to look in his bathroom and there is caked cat litter on the bathroom floor, on the wall, and tub. The cat box is full. HE DIDN'T CLEAN IT OUT BEFORE HE LEFT FOR 4 DAYS! Did he expect me to live with that smell for the entire weekend? I ended up cleaning the entire bathroom, litter box, walls, everything, and the smell is still overwhelming. I think this roommate might be coming home from vacation to an eviction notice.

I pity the people that are stuck in an arrangement. I can't afford to live on my own either, so I'll have to find a new roomie fast if this one doesn't shape up.

Anonymous said...

Idk if he is the worst roommate in the world, but he most certainly isn't the best. I was friends with "Rick" before moving in with him, not great friends, but friends none the less. Late December/Early January he approaches me about getting an apartment together because he is "sick of his parents telling him to be quiet when he plays xbox at night." That should have been my sign, but I myself had been wanting to get my own place so I agreed. My only stipulation was that he get a job and become an active member in society.

For a little bit of back story, this kid has been spoiled his whole goddamn life, but not in the conventional rich kid way. His mom just lets him do whatever he wants. His birth father died when he was about four years old, and somehow Rick inherited a shit load of money. I mean like 90,000 large. Also if he would have gone to college the whole thing would have been payed for because of grants in his name. He got like a 1.2 in high school.

Anyway, we got the apartment mid February and moved in seperately. I moved in with the help of my girlfriend and one of my friends. He must have had the whole fandamily there. And his mom must have spent three to four hundred dollars on things for his move. I was astonished. So we get all moved in and everything is going well besides the fact that he still doesn't have a job. P.S. Never make the mistake of saying sharing is ok. What's mine is not yours. I'm learning this the hardway.

Things are now going downhill. He doesn't have a job still and bitches at me or brags about his money everytime I bring it up. Has no idea what it's like to earn anything. He is lazy as hell. I do all the cleaning, mail getting, cooking (If I even want to for both of us). He eats my food, sometimes in front of my face. I have bought all the groceries so far, in exception of what his mom gives him.

This brings me to the water incedent. I had been buying all the drinking water for the past month, he not pitching one dollar. I'm pretty damn sick of this, so one night after my second job (I work two jobs 8-4, 5-12) I went to the store and bought two 1 gallon jugs of water. I went home and put one in the fridge and started drinking the other. Two minutes later he gets up and starts drinking the one from the fridge and tells me that he was so glad I bought water because he was so thirsty. He hadn't drank water since we ran out three days prior. Seriously.

Two days later we're chilling playing xbox (I'm trying to tolerate) and he runs out of his water and as he drinks the last drop looks at me and goes "ohhhh" as if he wants me to buy him another MOTHER FUCKING WATER JUG. I keep mine close to me except for when I go to work, but still I keep my water in my room. Well I come back from work the next day with my jug significantly less and my room just reaks of his cologne. Seriously I want to explode. That night I left a note under the water jug just visible enough so he could see it. It said Dear "Rick" Get the fuck out of my room. Don't drink my water, don't go through my shit.

He definitely saw that. More about his character though. He is a loser who has never done anything except sit at home and mooch off of other people and play video games all day. I'm a giver by nature, so naturally I've paid for dinner and plenty of other things. He is also the guy who always needs to prove he's better than you. And if he loses, he is a pathetic sore loser. He always tries to show his supremacy in video games, but if I say hey lets play chess or ping pong or football or basketball he never seems to be up to the challenge.

There is ohh so much more, but I cannot express in so few characters.

Anonymous said...

I dont know why the fuck it is so hard to find a decent roommate.

Ive had three roommates this year. The first one was obscenely neurotic and didnt want to wait one week for the internet to come back on. (Comcast had overcharged me and i was arguing with them over the bill) She was also pissed off that there was no doorman (she didnt visit the house before living there and there was no mention of a doorman), and she didnt know how to take the bus into town so she needed me for help with that too (at 22 years of age, as if I'm her mother). She left in a huge huffy because of the lack of internet and the "claim" that someone was eating her food and that the neighborhood wasnt safe. I was not eating her food and the neighborhood was fine.

The second roommate asked me every single day to split the bills. I told her i have a life and would rather split the bill every two to three months. (MIND YOU SHE HAD ONLY ONE BILL IN HER NAME), she was only paying for electricity, not gas or internet, and she claims she was being screwed financially. She also turned the heating up to 90 degrees and claimed that it was too cold inside the house in the middle of winter. When I sent her the count of the bills on a spreadsheet she started picking it apart and saying she didnt owe this or that and that therefore I owed her more, when the bill clearly showed the amount.

The third roommate refused to pay her share of the bills. She also argued constantly on the phone in the bathroom spent ludicrous amounts of time on her hair/makeup, and copped attitude when the gas bill was about to expire, claiming that she did it because I didn't clean enough? I admit I am messy at times but me being messy doesnt excuse not paying your share of the bills, what the hell kind of reasoning is this? Aside from that she hadn't cleaned at all in months either so I had no idea what the hell she was talking about.

I just want to live ALONE! get me outta here!!!!

Anonymous said...

I had a roommate (who we'll call "A") who thought it was funny to introduce himself to my friends with "Want to hear a creepy voice? I WANT TO RAPE. I WANT TO RAPE AND KILL. AND RAPE. AND RAPE AND KILL. AND KILL." ad nauseum. Alternatively, he would stare at them for a long time (sometimes hours), then blurt out "Ever want to talk to someone when you're staring at them but you don't know what to say?" He sometimes did this by coming up behind them quietly and saying it angrily in their ear - having never spoken to them before.

He'd often go into disturbing rants when I had people over - e.g. he once (after about an hour of silence from him) picked up an ashtray and started saying "Oh the ashtray...so sexy...the ashtray...I want to fuck the ashtray...I WANT TO FUCK THE ASHTRAY...I WANT TO FUCK THE ASHTRAY...FUCK AN ASHTRAY FUCK AN ASHTRAY..." and so on, all while humping it and spraying ash on people in the room.

"A" used to go into my room when I wasn't there and drink my alcohol, smoke my weed, and abuse my prescription meds (legitly used by me BTW), then deny it, sometimes even while doing it directly in front of me. He also never bought food and consistently ate mine, and would deny it and fly into a rage if confronted about it - even if he was the only one home when it went missing. Sometimes he'd even deny it while eating it in front of me. Other times he would take my food and cook it, then flush it down the toilet, completely clogging it. "A" would then flush it repeatedly until water and food flooded the bathroom.

Sometimes he'd invent incriminating stories and tell my other roommate (who I'll call "T"), e.g. he'd break things of T's, then go tell T that I'd suddenly flipped out at his object for no reason - even if I wasn't home.

At one point "A" stapled garbage to the walls, saying this was "efficient." He would also print out random words and put them up, and get upset if anyone took them down.

When we told him he had to help pay for heat and electricity, he flipped out, yelling that he did (which he clearly didn't, as all payments were done through me and T). For the next 3 weeks, he would leave all of the windows open and run the heat at maximum whenever we were out of the apartment to "teach us a lesson."

During a party, he once picked up a salad bowl a friend had brought over (full of salad initially, of course), then loudly yelled at everyone in the room, screaming "THE SALAD BOWL IS MINE!!! MINE!!! NOBODY CAN TOUCH IT!!! NO ONE!!!" then making disturbingly long eye contact with one person after another in the room until they looked away. He later told us it was "to establish his dominance, and that now he was the alpha male and everyone had to do what he says."

He would sometimes talk about wanting to make himself a sociopath, which he attempted by watching rape porn and torture videos in his room while masturbating, and by (as he claimed) "killing small animals and working his way up to bigger and bigger things," all the while trying hard not to feel bad about it. Sometimes he would watch child rape-based hentai in our main room.

"A" would also often blare death metal at all hours of the night, waking me and T up. He would then apologize, and do it again immediately after we went back to bed. When we came back out, he would immediately turn it off, then deny that he was doing it.

Other times, he would insert bizarre, angry noises into the middle of otherwise (somewhat) normal sentences, then tell us it was to implant emotions and thoughts into our minds. (e.g. "So I was headed down to the store the other day, when I FGRFUCKFUCKGRWWR saw this guy carrying a katana! Right out in public! ... Did you guys hear that? I just implanted the feeling of confusion into your brains using voice manipulation").

I now suspect he may have been schizophrenic.

Anonymous said...

I had a roommate (who we'll call "A") who thought it was funny to introduce himself to my friends with "Want to hear a creepy voice? I WANT TO RAPE. I WANT TO RAPE AND KILL. AND RAPE. AND RAPE AND KILL. AND KILL." ad nauseum. Alternatively, he would stare at them for a long time (sometimes hours), then blurt out "Ever want to talk to someone when you're staring at them but you don't know what to say?" He sometimes did this by coming up behind them quietly and saying it angrily in their ear - having never spoken to them before.

He'd often go into disturbing rants when I had people over - e.g. he once (after about an hour of silence from him) picked up an ashtray and started saying "Oh the ashtray...so sexy...the ashtray...I want to fuck the ashtray...I WANT TO FUCK THE ASHTRAY...I WANT TO FUCK THE ASHTRAY...FUCK AN ASHTRAY FUCK AN ASHTRAY..." and so on, all while humping it and spraying ash on people in the room.

"A" used to go into my room when I wasn't there and drink my alcohol, smoke my weed, and abuse my prescription meds (legitly used by me BTW), then deny it, sometimes even while doing it directly in front of me. He also never bought food and consistently ate mine, and would deny it and fly into a rage if confronted about it - even if he was the only one home when it went missing. Sometimes he'd even deny it while eating it in front of me. Other times he would take my food and cook it, then flush it down the toilet, completely clogging it. "A" would then flush it repeatedly until water and food flooded the bathroom.

Sometimes he'd invent incriminating stories and tell my other roommate (who I'll call "T"), e.g. he'd break things of T's, then go tell T that I'd suddenly flipped out at his object for no reason - even if I wasn't home.

At one point "A" stapled garbage to the walls, saying this was "efficient." He would also print out random words and put them up, and get upset if anyone took them down.

When we told him he had to help pay for heat and electricity, he flipped out, yelling that he did (which he clearly didn't, as all payments were done through me and T). For the next 3 weeks, he would leave all of the windows open and run the heat at maximum whenever we were out of the apartment to "teach us a lesson."

During a party, he once picked up a salad bowl a friend had brought over (full of salad initially, of course), then loudly yelled at everyone in the room, screaming "THE SALAD BOWL IS MINE!!! MINE!!! NOBODY CAN TOUCH IT!!! NO ONE!!!" then making disturbingly long eye contact with one person after another in the room until they looked away. He later told us it was "to establish his dominance, and that now he was the alpha male and everyone had to do what he says."

He would sometimes talk about wanting to make himself a sociopath, which he attempted by watching rape porn and torture videos in his room while masturbating, and by (as he claimed) "killing small animals and working his way up to bigger and bigger things," all the while trying hard not to feel bad about it. Sometimes he would watch child rape-based hentai in our main room.

"A" would also often blare death metal at all hours of the night, waking me and T up. He would then apologize, and do it again immediately after we went back to bed. When we came back out, he would immediately turn it off, then deny that he was doing it.

Other times, he would insert bizarre, angry noises into the middle of otherwise (somewhat) normal sentences, then tell us it was to implant emotions and thoughts into our minds. (e.g. "So I was headed down to the store the other day, when I FGRFUCKFUCKGRWWR saw this guy carrying a katana! Right out in public! ... Did you guys hear that? I just implanted the feeling of confusion into your brains using voice manipulation").

I now suspect he may have been schizophrenic.

Anonymous said...

I found my housemates on Craigslist, and lived with them for a total of 10 months. The owner was an older man in his seventies and at first seemed nice, giving me advice, and sharing his snacks at times. Later on he turned to be the biggest nag on earth, he complained about every noise that I made, and would complain vigorously to me. He complained about everything, about how I positioned the trash bag, and my shoes making noise up the stairs, me walking toe the get water or the shower early or late at night, also my guests, me not wiping down the counters, and doing cleaning. The thing is I did clean up after myself, but it wasn't up to his demanding standards. I was also really really quiet in general and he was freaking loud but not even aware of it! I could always hear him through the walls with his loud telephone conversations, and I started getting really stressed out, and not leaving my room. Luckily I found a new place to live, with mellow housemates (knock on wood), but lesson learned, be careful who you room with!!! As a woman it was really awkward and crappy living with a really cranky old man who wasn't like a relative, trying to give me a hard time. Good riddance!!!! Ughhhhh....

Anonymous said...

Im sure the competition is far over with but I want to share anyhow. For 3 months my newest roommate in a rather large house(7 people) has made it a point to rush into any room I and my boyfriend inhabit, and not only that but wear skimpy clothes and "stretch" whenever "hanging out" with us in common areas. Naturally, I believed she had such a tacky demeanor that she needed to be hitting on my boyfriend in front of me in some new urban territorial form of the ancient art of pissing on things. Tonight, after discussing conflicts, her moving out and me finally realizing he had no interest anyway; she knocked on the door of, and entered the bathroom to "talk" as I was getting ready to shower. Upon leaving, she tried to kiss the concave place between the shoulder and clavicle.....on me....., and the sudden epiphany that it was not my boyfriend she had been after dawned. WTF brain....did you have to make such a mess when you blew???

Anonymous said...

I signed a 12 month lease with my ex girlfriend and my boyfriend.

Anonymous said...

Anonymous said...
I go home for a week to visit and first day of relaxing my bunk mate tells me the other room mate from the other room came into our room messed up my bed and left the ps3 on with the game because he didn't know how to save it and didn't want to lose his place. My bunk mate turned it off and came back and turned it on and now my ps3 won't even connect to the screen I just bought one year of playstation plus just a week ago and 6 games downloaded into my ps3 hard drive...

Anonymous said...

My roommate is growing dread locks. Which is perfectly fine with me, because it's her head. I'm indifferent to what her hair looks like.
Except someone growing dreadlocks should not be able to clog up the sink with hair.
We were in our apartment together for one school week before Labor day, and I went home for the long weekend. In nine days she--yes, she, because I don't have hair long enough to warrant brushing, let alone clogging--managed to clog the sink with the thickest mass of black hair I have ever seen--so thick that when I rinsed my toothbrush the night I came back, the water was still in the sink. It had to have been clogged while I was gone, but apparently she was willing to live with it.
I am not so blessed with disgusting traits, so I bought some Liquid Fire (that stuff is amazing) and fixed it while she was in class.
Her response when she used the sink next? "Whoa, the water goes down now." Like it's magic.
She also smokes pot at night as a pre-bedtime ritual. When we were first moving in and she asked me if I smoked, I said "No, but I don't have a problem if you do". She smokes the most disgusting smelling pot ever--it smells like the butt-crack of a gorilla. And she does nothing to keep the smoke from hazing up the entire apartment. She can't, she says, because if she opens the window campus police will catch her. So my new best friend is a tiny Febreeze clip for car vents that I clip to my shirt.
She also doesn't ask if it's alright for friends to stay over. People just move in for the weekend and take over the living room, which constitutes taking over my TV so that I can't watch football on Sunday. And they are so insanely loud when they're high and watching Kung Fu Panda at midnight. And for some reason our bathroom trash bin has disappeared--one of the three things she had contributed to the bathroom, not including the hair.

And the number one WORST thing she has done so far...has been sitting on the couch, eating MY peanut butter from the jar with a spoon (oh my God I want to vomit thinking about it) and asking, when I walked in the door: "Oh, hey. Is this yours?"

IF YOU DIDN'T BUY IT THEN IT HAS TO BE MINE!

Anonymous said...

My roommate has a calendar whiteboard on the fridge and he makes it a daily habit to 'X' off the days as they pass. Well the other day I crossed off a day that had passed and when I got into the fridge 10 minutes later, I saw that he erased my 'X' and drew his own. Wow.

MandoGurl said...

My roommate is COMPLETELY self righteous in the fact that she just can't do anything wrong. I am the messy one, even though I'VE been the one cleaning up her shit so far. It's been a month and I already want to move in with my boyfriend ASAP! She bitched at me the other day for using her teflon pot with a fork because, apparrently, "TEFLON SCRATCHES!". She's such a little egotisitcal princess that I wanna let her know she shouldn't make me want to scream just by being in the same room. To think that we were friends in High School. I understand now why she wasn't well liked by my other classmates. This situation either needs to end, or we need to talk about it to each other.....any advice to someone who doesn't really know what to do anymore?

Anonymous said...

My boyfriend and I had an extra room in our very nice apartment. we lived in a upscale community and it was close to our work. We posted an ad online. Had many people interested and coming to look at our place. We were picky and wanted to find someone that had a connection with us. One night after weeks for interviewing many potential roommate. I got an email from a guy name Jon. He graduated from a very nice college and attended med school. My boyfriend and I thought, "hey! we should call this guy!". We called him and over the phone, we fet the "roommate connection". We all had a lot in common and his family lived not too far from our apartment. Jon came to look at our apartment the very next day, unfortunately I was at work so I trust my boyfriend judgement. So everything went along fine. Jon's father was his employer and he had the deposit and rent ready before he moved in. The first month, everything went fine. Jon went to work, came home and did own things. Soonly after, he started to be home more over. Then, we was home almost everyday. He paid rent on-time, so we didn't care what he was doing. Going into the 3rd month, Jon was going out almost everyday. Coming home drunk. We soon to find out he was big in sport bets on football, baseball and basically every sport. He had an account overseas, so he was transferring a lot of money via western union. We found bottles and bottles of empty wine bottles in our recycling bins. He bought his friends over and ate all our groceries and always make a mess without cleaning up. Toward the end of the third month, Jon was apparently losing A LOT of money betting on sports. He made crazy bets like $5k on one team and lost it all. The weekend that all hell broke loose, my boyfriend was bartdening at a whole rave event. He came home with over $2k of tips. The next day, my boyfriend had to go to the bank to deposit the cash he made. It was ALL GONE! We freaked out! How was it possible? Yes, it was our roommate Jon that took our money. He event admit that he took it. My boyfriend was able to recover $1k but the rest was gone. We called his dad and brother and they were apologetic but did nothing really. Jon's father promised to take care of it and recover the money for us. We went through Jon's room to find 10-20s empty bottles of alcohol under his bed, prescription medications, and drugs. He has promisery notes from many different people borrowing up to $30k. Our heart sank to the ground. How did we let his psychopath into our home?

For all those people with bad rommmate experiences. I feel the frustration and anger. We let these people into our lives and trusted them. Jonathan McCue. I hope you burn in hell.

Anonymous said...

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