Monday, February 11, 2008

HE TOOK MY FUCKING TOOTHPASTE

THIS HAS ALL GONE WAY TOO FAR. LIKE 2 YEARS TOO FAR.

HE WENT TO VISIT HIS GIRLFRIEND UP IN NYC AFTER WORK TODAY. BEFORE HE LEFT, HE WAS SUPPOSED TO CLEAN HIS PILES OF SMELLY ASS CLOTHES OUT OF THE LAUNDRY ROOM AND CLEAN UP AFTERWARD FOR THE PEOPLE WHO WERE COMING TO LOOK AT THE HOUSE. AS SOME OF YOU KNOW, I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO RENT THIS HOUSE FOR SOME TIME NOW. AFTER 5 WEEKS HE FINALLY MOVED HIS PILES OF SHIT BUT DIDNT CLEAN UP. I WAS JUST HAPPY HE WAS GONE FOR A NIGHT then........

I CAME UP STAIRS TO GET READY FOR BED LIKE THE GOOD WORKING CHAP THAT I AM BUT WAIT! WHERE'S THE TOOTHPASTE I BOUGHT A FEW DAYS BEFORE?????? LET'S ALL GUESS TOGETHER?

YEP. BOYS AND GIRLS, THE FUCKING ROOMATE TOOK MY MOTHER FUCKING TOOTHPASTE. WHO THE FUCK IS THAT SELFISH? HIS GIRLFRIEND DOESNT HAVE TOOTHPASTE??

ALL I KNOW IS THAT EVERYDAY OF MY LIFE SOMETHING LIKE THIS HAPPENS AND ITS NOT RIGHT. SO IM TAKING A VOTE. SHOULD I ATTEND HIS BACHELOR PARTY AND WEDDING?? I'M STARTING TO QUESTION THE FRIENDSHIP AND WHETHER OR NOT I SHOULD SPEND ONE MORE DOLLAR ON ANYTHING ASSOCIATED WITH A FRIEND ON THIN ICE.

47 comments:

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goodroommate said...

ok. I will listen to jesus. Ill go

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Anonymous said...

i feel you, man that sucks!!!! my last roommate wouldn't take my toothpaste, but he would use it. and since he would use it so would his girlfriend. and my girlfriend as well which is fine. but with 4 people hitting one tube, it disappears quick. it got to the point after a few months i had to stop keeping it in the bathroom. along with my shampoo, shaving cream and basically all my toiletries.

BUT the funny thing was i never saw another tube of toothpaste in the bathroom, so i guess he stopped using toothpaste altogether.

i won't go into the toilet paper.

Red-Headed Waitress said...

It's the little things that play with your sanity.... My roommate took my toothpaste too.

Also one morning we were both up and started chatting on the couch, she was all snuggled up in a blanket. When she got up to get a drink of water from the kitchen I saw that she had one of my old t-shirts on.. a shirt she's had a few years because the last time I saw it was at least a year ago.

Who just goes into someone's room and takes clothes??

VikingsFairy said...

OMG dude I SO feel your pain, we had like 7 toothbrushes in our bathroom, ONE of them was mine, they bought new ones and threw away JUST MINE. Then are like dude I don't know where it is like the damn thing got up and walked the F off. It just makes it worse because they lie about it, just like the towel rack, but that time they blamed it on a friend. I am trying to work up the nerve to have the talk and reading your blog has really helped me, because I relate to damn near EVERYTHING you have to say my roommates, yes plural, let the trash build up and hang a trash bag to use from the pantry door handle which they don't close 90% of the damn time. One time I, excuse me, he spit into a bottle left it sitting and I had a drink that was exactly like that bottle, I will let your imagination take over, cause I promise you, it happened. I just can't take it anymore. Anyways, thanks SO much for writing this blog, I wish I would have thought about this for mine which have lived with me for over 1 year now!

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