Sitting at my desk tonight still trying to learn about finance stuff while watching the Phillie's game my roommate comes in with pajama pants, no shirt to cover his hairy, sonic boom chest and carrying his own chair. He sits uncomfortably close to me and begins to watch the game without speaking a word. When I say close, I mean like we are at a real baseball game close.
I said, " Uh, dude. Why did you just sit so close to me?" I am comfortable with my manhood but its just weird that he brought a chair into my room and placed it so close to me and with no shirt on. Its hilariously bazaar.
I go back to work and he says right behind me, "yo, man.....its just me and you....What do you want to do about it?"
"Get out of my room. You are annoying me."
"Dude, are you just jealous that im going to be a doctor and you just a salesman?"
"No, not at all, I just think that you are being a little too gay for me right now and you need a time out, A long one...Maybe like 5 years. "
"Yeah, I do need a long one, is yours long?"
" GET OUT OF MY ROOM"