Wednesday, March 5, 2008

HEY MICE, ITS GREAT IN HERE. COME ON IN



The exterminator has told us not to eat upstairs or bring food outside the kitchen because even a sesame seed on the ground will attract them from outside. This was the scene this morning after almost three years of telling my scum roommate to not eat in his room. Remember for people who don't read this blog daily, about 2 years ago there was a mouse in my bed with me. Ever since then I have developed a nervous tic. I see a shadow or hear something and I cant sleep and freak out. Thanks roommate. Good Morning mice, for todays meal we have Bag of Granola on the floor near tanning goggles and a lovely meat and rice pie on desk. Bon Appetite!

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

If I was a mouse I wouldnt go near your roommates room or that nasty meat pie

the bad lieutenant said...

Your comment is dumb. Go fuck yourself and that mouse and meatpie.

Anonymous said...

What's up with those tanning goggles?

the said...

if you go back a few months you will see my tanning goggle blog. Its funny that they were laying there next to the granola.

Anonymous said...

I just had to comment on this one as a similar thing happened at my apartment. One morning the roommate I couldn't stand saw a mouse in the kitchen.

She freaked, and called the landlord who came over with traps telling me (yes me as I happened to be the only one home) not to leave food lying around or dishes in the sink (as he pointed to dishes in the sink, not mine).

A few nights later I come home from work and there's a bag of potato chips lying open on the living room floor... hello?!

I really almost had to laugh to myself as I picked up the chips and remembered how the one roommate was freaking out so bad about the mouse, yet they leave chips on the floor.... idiots.