ISRAEL

THANK GOD. MY ROOMMATE AND HIS GIRLFRIEND JUST LEFT FOR ISRAEL FOR A WEEK. THE PROBLEM IS, AND PEOPLE WHO READ MY BLOG KNOW, THAT HE WAS SUPPOSED TO GET MY CREDIT REPORT WORKED OUT FOR ABOUT THREE MONTHS. HE ASSURED ME, PROMISED ME IN FACT THAT HE WOULD WORK ON GETTING AN ONLINE APPLICATION TO THE CREDIT UNION BEFORE HE LEFT. THAT DIDNT HAPPEN.

YESTERDAY, I SAID, DUDE, BEFORE YOU LEAVE, PLEASE CLEAN UP THE ANIMAL EATEN TRASH BAGS THAT YOU LEFT ON THE FRONT PATIO THE DAY WHEN YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO CLEAN UP THE HOUSE FOR POTENTIAL RENTERS BUT DIDNT SO YOU THREW THE TRASH IN THE FRONT YARD AND LEFT IT. ANIMALS ATE THE CRAP OUT OF IT. OK, BUT CAN YOU HELP ME HE ASKED.

NO FUCKING WAY.

HE LEFT THIS MORNING AND THERE STILL THERE.

CRAZY THING IS THAT I HAVE TOLD HIM MANY TIMES THAT ANIMALS LIKE FOOD AND THERE IS FOOD IN TRASH. HE DID IT AGAIN. I DONT THINK HE GETS IT OR LEARNS FROM MISTAKES? JUST DOESNT REMEMBER FUCK UPS OF THE PAST ? COULD IT BE AN EARLY STAGE OF ALZHEIMERS?

SO HE LEFT FOR ISRAEL AND NOW IM STUCK WITH A TRASHED FRONT YARD AND A BAD CREDIT SCORE.

THANKS ROOMMATE FROM HELL. YOU'RE THE BEST!

FIRE PART 3

GOT HOME YESTERDAY AND MY ROOMMATE LEFT THE HOUSE AND FORGOT HE WAS IN THE MIDDLE OF MAKING LUNCH. HE LEFT TWO SLICES OF BREAD ON ONE OF THOSE TOAST MASTER FLAT GRILL LIKE TOASTERS, TOASTING AT 400 DEGREES. CRAZY. I COME HOME AND SMELL SMOKE AND NOTICE THE CHARRED BREAD AND CHEESE LEFT OUT. I ALSO NOTICED THE REFRIGERATOR WAS LEFT WIDE OPEN. I CANT BELIEVE THIS. I HAVE LIVED HERE FOR 3 YEARS.

FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I GOT UP OUT OF BED AT AROUND 2 AM TO GET A GLASS OF WATER FROM THE KITCHEN. I WALKED DOWN THE STEPS IN THE DARK AND AT THE BOTTOM STEP I COLLAPSED. THE FUCKER LEFT HIS GOOFY ASS MED SCHOOL CLOGS RIGHT AT THE BOTTOM OF THE STEPS. I WAS ALREADY SORE DUE TO THREE HOURS OF BASKETBALL EARLIER IN THE DAY. MY ANKLE TWISTED AND I FUCKING COLLAPSED. GEEZUS. THE KID JUST DOESN'T THINK. I'M IN PAIN TODAY.

CREDIT CARD KILLER part 90

So. My roommate still has not contacted the credit agency to fix my credit. He said on Thursday that it was the first thing on his list. I couldnt get a hold of him all day and then realized that his girlfriend was coming in. Long story shot. He didnt do it. Now I have to think about this shit over the New Years. Way to ruin mine dude/dick.

BROWN SPOTS ON THE CARPET

I DONT KNOW HOW HE DID IT BUT THERE ARE THESE DIRTY BROWN SPOTS ALL OVER THE RIGHT SIDE OF HIS ROOM. THE CARPETS LOOK LIKE A DALMATION TOOK A SHIT IN HIS ROOM EVERY DAY FOR A YEAR. I MEAN, YOU OWN THIS HOUSE, HOW COULD YOU HAVE A DALMATION SHIT ON YOUR FLOOR EVERYDAY BRINGING MONEY OUT OF MY POCKET BECAUSE YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THAT THE CARPETS ARE GOING TO BE REPLACED SOON. NOBODY IS GOING TO RENT THIS PLACE WITH UBS ON THE FLOOR. UNIDENTIFIED BROWN SPOTS.

CREDIT

SOME OF YOU MAY REMEMBER THAT MY ROOMMATE DESTROYED MY CREDIT BY BEING 30 DAYS LATE ON MORTGAGE PAYMENTS TWICE OVER THE PAST TWO YEARS. WELL, THE BANK TOLD ME THAT IF HE WRITES A LETTER TO THE CREDIT AGENCY SAYING THAT IT WASNT MY FAULT THEN MAYBE THEY WOULD TAKE THE BLIP OFF OF MY REPORT. I HAVE BEEN ASKING HIM TO DO THIS FOR ABOUT THREE MONTHS NOW AND IT STILL HASNT BEEN ACCOMPLISHED. CRAZY. I MEAN, COME ON DUDE, GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AND HELP A FRIEND FIX HIS CREDIT SO HIS LIFE IS FUCKED BECAUSE OF SOMETHING YOU DID. ARE YOU FREAL?