HAHAHAHA IT JUST GETS WEIRDER AND WEIRDER AROUND HERE.
I shouldn't have been snooping through my roommates room but I was for good reason. I was looking for missing socks and underwear.
As I was looking, I saw those plastic tanning goggles that people use in tanning Boothes on his bed. Then I opened a drawer where he keeps his socks and I found another pair of tanning goggles yet none of my socks. Then I went over to his computer desk and opened those drawers to find, what do you know, more tanning goggles. Its crazy because these things are like 10 bucks at the tanning place. Anyway, my mission changed after finding the tanning glasses at his computer desk. It was my goal to see how many pairs he owned. I found 7 pairs in his room.