Hold on Hold on.....I'm back....How can I quit while I still live here

I have to write again right now.

This weekend was a dream. The house was semi clean, just the way I like it, I didnt hear my roommates voice through walls on the same phone conversations he always has, I didnt see anything crazy or weird go on in the house. Yes, he was out of town and it was great.

So sunday night I was hanging out with a girl, in my room, and around 10 PM, I heard the sonic boom voice coming in through the front door and knew my dream of a weekend had come to an end. The girl in my room (I never mention names on this site, sorry girl in my room) got a real kick out of what happened next. I went through every detail of what was going to happen next.
She was there and witnessed the banging of the bathroom drawers, the loud voice, the finger nail clipping that goes on forever and last but definitely not least the inevitable filing of the fingers on the metal mesh ikea trash can. She was cracking up that I told her what was going to happen all before it actually happened all without even seeing him.

Anyhow, I get up the next morning and after my dream of a weekend notice that he, again, left every light on in the house and somehow seemed to have jammed the metal stopper into the drain to the point where it wont come out. My sink is now clogged with the stopper. What the F.

ITS A WRAP

THIS IS MY FINAL BLOG ENTRY. THERE IS ONLY SO MUCH THAT ONE PERSON CAN WRITE ABOUT ONE SUBJECT. I AM ACTIVELY SEARCHING FOR TENANTS FOR THE HOUSE AND I WILL NEVER LIVE WITH SOMEONE AGAIN UNLESS ITS A GIRLFRIEND OR WIFE. BUT WHO KNOWS WHEN THAT WILL BE. To EVERYONE WITH BAD ROOMMATEs. GET OUT IMMEDIATELY. LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO BE STUCK IN SITUATIONS YOU DO NOT WISH TO BE STUCK IN.


A BOOK WILL FOLLOW. "The Bad Roommate" will also be a major motion picture someday. I have already been approached by a few production companies. Wish me luck. Thank You and Goodbye! MUCH LOVE TO ALL MY READERS.

Oh and the motion picture deal was a lie and same with being approached by producers.


The Good Roommate

WEIRDDDDDD-----BUT MY ROOMMATE IS IN THIS EPISODE

The Roommate Song

KEYS

Where the fuck are all the mother fucking keys to my mother fucking own house.

I swear, he has handed out keys to his dad, his mom, his brother and my backups just keep going missing.

His Fiance was in this weekend and took the last set of keys. Its un fucking real.

Geezus.

Episode 4

Trash Night

Got home from my cousins house at 11 PM Sunday night. All the lights are on in the house. Roommate and fiance are in his room talking and listening to music. I yell " Trash night!"

I brush my teeth, and yell "Trash night!"

Finish brushing and dont hear anymore talking or music.


Fuckers. Its all their trash and they ignored me. Plus, left all the lights on.


Crazy, no respect.