FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I GOT UP OUT OF BED AT AROUND 2 AM TO GET A GLASS OF WATER FROM THE KITCHEN. I WALKED DOWN THE STEPS IN THE DARK AND AT THE BOTTOM STEP I COLLAPSED. THE FUCKER LEFT HIS GOOFY ASS MED SCHOOL CLOGS RIGHT AT THE BOTTOM OF THE STEPS. I WAS ALREADY SORE DUE TO THREE HOURS OF BASKETBALL EARLIER IN THE DAY. MY ANKLE TWISTED AND I FUCKING COLLAPSED. GEEZUS. THE KID JUST DOESN'T THINK. I'M IN PAIN TODAY.

CREDIT CARD KILLER part 90

So. My roommate still has not contacted the credit agency to fix my credit. He said on Thursday that it was the first thing on his list. I couldnt get a hold of him all day and then realized that his girlfriend was coming in. Long story shot. He didnt do it. Now I have to think about this shit over the New Years. Way to ruin mine dude/dick.

BROWN SPOTS ON THE CARPET

I DONT KNOW HOW HE DID IT BUT THERE ARE THESE DIRTY BROWN SPOTS ALL OVER THE RIGHT SIDE OF HIS ROOM. THE CARPETS LOOK LIKE A DALMATION TOOK A SHIT IN HIS ROOM EVERY DAY FOR A YEAR. I MEAN, YOU OWN THIS HOUSE, HOW COULD YOU HAVE A DALMATION SHIT ON YOUR FLOOR EVERYDAY BRINGING MONEY OUT OF MY POCKET BECAUSE YOU AND I BOTH KNOW THAT THE CARPETS ARE GOING TO BE REPLACED SOON. NOBODY IS GOING TO RENT THIS PLACE WITH UBS ON THE FLOOR. UNIDENTIFIED BROWN SPOTS.

CREDIT

SOME OF YOU MAY REMEMBER THAT MY ROOMMATE DESTROYED MY CREDIT BY BEING 30 DAYS LATE ON MORTGAGE PAYMENTS TWICE OVER THE PAST TWO YEARS. WELL, THE BANK TOLD ME THAT IF HE WRITES A LETTER TO THE CREDIT AGENCY SAYING THAT IT WASNT MY FAULT THEN MAYBE THEY WOULD TAKE THE BLIP OFF OF MY REPORT. I HAVE BEEN ASKING HIM TO DO THIS FOR ABOUT THREE MONTHS NOW AND IT STILL HASNT BEEN ACCOMPLISHED. CRAZY. I MEAN, COME ON DUDE, GET YOUR HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AND HELP A FRIEND FIX HIS CREDIT SO HIS LIFE IS FUCKED BECAUSE OF SOMETHING YOU DID. ARE YOU FREAL?

Turn your voice down please

My roommate had the audacity to tell me to turn the TV down at 11:30 at night while he stayed on the phone yelling and laughing for 3 hours after that.

When I went to sleep I yelled, "Can you please turn your voice down a little."

FIRE BURN PART 2

So, I havent rented the house out yet but i'm still trying very hard, especially after two recent roommate situations. The first one I wrote about a month or two ago; Some of you may remember that my roommate left the gas seaping out of the stove all night, Then a few days ago I wrote a entry entitled "Fire Burn" about my roommate and his girlfriend making a fire in the fireplace

I bought a vaccum cleaner yesterday because I didnt feel like spending $110 for the cleaning girls to come over. I noticed something scary while vaccuming the main room where the fireplace is. There was a black thing on the floor near the fireplace. I thought it was a roach or a bug or something but at closer glance it was a chared wood ember, sitting above a burnt indent in the hardwood floors. He must not have noticed that the house almost burnt down while he and his girlfriend watched TV last Sunday. I noticed that he didnt close the fireplace screen door while the fire was burning. Crazy. I need to get a renter in here for peace of mind and to save my investment before he burns it down.

FIRE BURN!!

MY Roommates girlfriend was in this past weekend. He built a fire on Sunday and made his girl some tea like a good boyfriend should do. I was sitting in the room watching TV getting ready to get up to leave this scene but was being lazy. The fire he built quickly burnt out so he scrambled around the house to find more "stuff" to burn. He came downstairs with the same mesh trash can he uses to file his nails and uses the trash in it as kindling. The problem is that he never learned that you cant burn magazines and glossy like paper. He was chucking calenders, printing paper and magazines into the fireplace. While watching TV I realized that I was having difficulty breathing. I turned around and saw him chucking all this crap in. The entire house started filling up with noxious smoke. That was yesterday.

Presently I am sitting here in the same room watching the Philadelphia Flyers game while eating delivery Chinese. The wind started blowing outside and all of a sudden that horrible smell is back. He didn't close the fucking flew and now there is this smelly dust everywhere. All I wanted to do was watch the flyer's game and eat in peace without having to smell the equivalent of a Cannibal BBQ.


My clothes smell too.