Monday, November 14, 2011
Tuesday, November 8, 2011
Bad Roommate blog is back!!
I noticed that my Bad Roommate blog has been copied recently. I wont give out any names or addresses but because of this I have decided to start the Bad-Roomates.blogspot.com blog back up again.
Send your bad roommate stories and feel free to ask questions and converse.
I no longer have a bad roommate, THANK YOU GOD but I am still well versed in how to deal with them.
Tell me about your roommates from hell! I want to hear.
Send your bad roommate stories and feel free to ask questions and converse.
I no longer have a bad roommate, THANK YOU GOD but I am still well versed in how to deal with them.
Tell me about your roommates from hell! I want to hear.
Tuesday, October 12, 2010
Bad Roommate Stories
Im looking for some of your worst roommate stories. Please feel free to leave your bad roommates stories in the comment section.
Tuesday, December 15, 2009
New Roommates
Its just not the same. I woke up this morning and had fresh coffee and fresh oatmeal and fresh smelling folded towels at the foot of my bathroom door. I just cant write anything bad about these roommates today. Shit, arent parents supposed to suck and annoy the hell out of you? I guess after all of these years of being without their three sons they are now welcoming one back as if they were their equal.
Monday, December 14, 2009
Wow
Wow. Its been a really long time since ive last written here. I actually don't have a roommate anymore. Well,atleast not "the bad roommate". He now lives in California with his wife. I have talked to them maybe twice in a year and a half. As for me, I kind of just lied. I ended up doing a reality show for ABC and entered into a whirlwind that is just starting to slow down now. The lie was that i have roommates and they are my parents. hahahaha. Its ridiculous. I live in a bedroom with a crib at the end of my bed used for when my brother and his wife were waiting to settle on their new home with a new born baby. Its not like im in the room I grew up in with posters on the wall and old playboys under then bed. This room has a crib and wall paper and an old framed still life that you buy from Marshals. It feels good to be writing again in this space. Maybe for the short time that i am here in this house i can write about my parents asking me the same questions over and over again and how i usually ignore the questions or how my dad tried to punish me for putting a starbucks ice coffee in the trash can with some liquid left in it. Yeah my dad has always been anal. He's great though, i love him, but wow, his brain malfunctioned at some point in life. I have to read my moms emails on her blackberry for her because the font is too small. I'm thinkng about buying her that Gitterbug sp? phone that you see on late night informercials. Its a phone for old people with really large font. I am certainly in a transition phase in life and have become a D list celebrity for the time being. Thanks to the Bachelorette Jillian Harris dumping me on national tv twice. Sorry about my 4th grade writing skills people and my lack of editing but i just have too much on my plate right now for proof reading and correcting etc....I will be in touch soon with some funny parent stories. While I live here i may as well revamp this blog. I also would like to hear some of your bad roommate stories. At least my parents dont pee in the front yard like my old roommate or leave trash bags full of maggots in the kitchen.
Wednesday, August 27, 2008
OH MAN, THIS DIDNT REALLY HAPPEN, DID IT?
Keep in mind that its been about a week since we settled on the house. Yesterday I received a phone call from the new owners and it went down like this.
My cell Phone Rings
"Hello"
"Hi is this blank (sorry I dont reveal my name)"
"yes this is blank"
"Hi blank its Blank the person who bought your house"
"Yes, hi Blank, hows everything going" (I asked this sensing that something was wrong)
"well, (here we go) is your car parked in the parking spot behind the house"
(I knew immediately what was going on)
"No, why, is there a car in the spot?"
"Yes......It's an SUV."
"Oh man, what kind of a car is it? is it a Jeep" She said Jeep as I was saying it.
"Yeah, a Jeep." She said
"UNBELIEVABLE (I started laughing) I'm so sorry, I have no idea why my roommates car would be in the driveway, its not our house anymore. Listen, Blank, my roommate is a bit scatter brained and probably doesn't even know where his car is right now and probably hasnt even thought about it in a week. "
"Really"
"Yeah, imagine how I feel, i lived with him for a few years. "
"I'm sorry"
"Yeah well listen, I am going to call him immediately and have somebody move it ASAP. I will call you back soon, when are you moving in"
"Tomorrow, so if somebody could get it out of there that would be great. If its not gone by tonight then we are going to tow it."
"Yeah do that, if they dont move it, then maybe he will learn."
I called my roommate and he didnt answer, so then I sent him two text messages, called his dad and left a message and called his brother who answered but didnt have a backup key. I also called his fiance who didnt answer.
Later in the day the new owner called back again to see if I had resolved the issue. I told her that I was still working on it and that I could assure her that somebody will move it by the next day.
After that phone call, my roommate texted me "Oh Shit, my car is still there? Nobody moved it? it was supposed to be moved"
I wrote back "Well, if you dont move it then it will be towed."
He called me back and said, dude, can you delay her from towing it until tomorrow? I'm in NYC and my dad is at the beach and my bro doesnt have a key."
I said, "NO f'ng way, you call her, im done with this place. How the hell do you not know where your car is? its crazy. Call her. "
The END
My cell Phone Rings
"Hello"
"Hi is this blank (sorry I dont reveal my name)"
"yes this is blank"
"Hi blank its Blank the person who bought your house"
"Yes, hi Blank, hows everything going" (I asked this sensing that something was wrong)
"well, (here we go) is your car parked in the parking spot behind the house"
(I knew immediately what was going on)
"No, why, is there a car in the spot?"
"Yes......It's an SUV."
"Oh man, what kind of a car is it? is it a Jeep" She said Jeep as I was saying it.
"Yeah, a Jeep." She said
"UNBELIEVABLE (I started laughing) I'm so sorry, I have no idea why my roommates car would be in the driveway, its not our house anymore. Listen, Blank, my roommate is a bit scatter brained and probably doesn't even know where his car is right now and probably hasnt even thought about it in a week. "
"Really"
"Yeah, imagine how I feel, i lived with him for a few years. "
"I'm sorry"
"Yeah well listen, I am going to call him immediately and have somebody move it ASAP. I will call you back soon, when are you moving in"
"Tomorrow, so if somebody could get it out of there that would be great. If its not gone by tonight then we are going to tow it."
"Yeah do that, if they dont move it, then maybe he will learn."
I called my roommate and he didnt answer, so then I sent him two text messages, called his dad and left a message and called his brother who answered but didnt have a backup key. I also called his fiance who didnt answer.
Later in the day the new owner called back again to see if I had resolved the issue. I told her that I was still working on it and that I could assure her that somebody will move it by the next day.
After that phone call, my roommate texted me "Oh Shit, my car is still there? Nobody moved it? it was supposed to be moved"
I wrote back "Well, if you dont move it then it will be towed."
He called me back and said, dude, can you delay her from towing it until tomorrow? I'm in NYC and my dad is at the beach and my bro doesnt have a key."
I said, "NO f'ng way, you call her, im done with this place. How the hell do you not know where your car is? its crazy. Call her. "
The END
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