Here is a comment that was left on bad roommates.
I feel for this guy:
My roommate always feels the need to one up everyone's story and apparently he is the greatest at everything that has ever been invented. He also constantly belittles me and calls me a "dumb ass" just because I don't know all of his figures of speech as I am not even from the same country as he is. He also talks non-stop to me no matter what I am in the middle of which makes it nearly impossible to study in my room. He also likes to talk when you are trying to listen to music or relax and watch a movie. Also while in public he enjoys shouting out women's bra sizes to them which is extremely rude. I also made the mistake of throwing in a few shirts with his laundry and so now he wants me to pay for all of his laundry because I used up his money. Which is strange since his mom literally handed him the money for the laundry and yet he still harps at me to pay for his laundry. I know this isn't the worst roommate on the planet but I felt he was bad enough to share.
By Anonymous on Who has the best bad roommate story? on 9/29/11