Tuesday, November 8, 2011

Wow. This is a great one

Here is a comment that was left on bad roommates.

I feel for this guy:



My roommate always feels the need to one up everyone's story and apparently he is the greatest at everything that has ever been invented. He also constantly belittles me and calls me a "dumb ass" just because I don't know all of his figures of speech as I am not even from the same country as he is. He also talks non-stop to me no matter what I am in the middle of which makes it nearly impossible to study in my room. He also likes to talk when you are trying to listen to music or relax and watch a movie. Also while in public he enjoys shouting out women's bra sizes to them which is extremely rude. I also made the mistake of throwing in a few shirts with his laundry and so now he wants me to pay for all of his laundry because I used up his money. Which is strange since his mom literally handed him the money for the laundry and yet he still harps at me to pay for his laundry. I know this isn't the worst roommate on the planet but I felt he was bad enough to share.

By Anonymous on Who has the best bad roommate story? on 9/29/11Site Meter

9 comments:

Anonymous said...

Alright so my roommate has just rung in our second anniversary of "ruining my living situation" with a bang! Ill give you the background story first: She has being dating* this dweeb of a guy who has little to know handle on his own life (same with her - so we all know thats a great combo) for about three years now. In January 2011 I moved to Victoria with Her (for god knows what reasons - stupidity? young hope?) and my other friend. I knew there were some problems but hadn't been exposed to the potentially damaging effects. Once we moved in the REAL fighting began. It would start with drinking (as most erratic behavior does). We'd all be sitting around talking and drinking and having a great time when She felt like it was time to start being a crazy bitch. She ignored his every attempt to talk to her, put him down in front of everyone and made the group feel incredibly uncomfortable. You get the general idea of what a right bitch she is. Now him being incredibly pathetic, he would chase her around like an abused puppy dog hoping for attention but would only receive shittier and more rude responses. No pity there though - grow a pair and find someone who will treat you right. As the night went on the fighting excelled and the crying (on HIS part would begin). Then everyone would try and diffuse the situation blah blah blah. After we all went to bed the yelling would usually start. Then the breaking of dishes. More yelling. Crying on his part. Her storming off and calling him an asshole. More yelling and screaming. Crying. THEN! At about 5 am they would decide that it was time to have raging make up sex! So essentially we would all be up until about 4 am listening to them fight and then about an hour later we'd be woken up by their make up sex. Therefore basically labeling the fight as totally pointless. To put it into perspective: I was living with five year olds. After a while it was unbearable so I gave up and left. A couple months later we all made amends, as you do with your best friends, hoping for the best. Things went right back to the way they were, and then August rolled around. Being the helpless, lost child that she is, she was living on a couch and didn't have a home so FOR WHATEVER REASON, UNBEKNOWNST TO ME, i invited her to come and live with my family and I in my mothers home. Basically the same shit started happening. Her general disregard for how her behaviors affected the people around her (i.e. abusing her boyfriend and then calling the cops on him and getting him arrested) was too much. My mother has recently asked her to move out. And although she is leaving (finally) she still thinks that it is O.K. to bring him around to my home. I know that it was my idea to invite her into my home and that was a terrible choice and i have no one to blame but myself - but don't you think that if you were living in someone's home, run by a very easy going and naive mother, where you only had to pay $200 rent (no food or utilities...so you are essentially a guest), don't you think you would be dropping at their feet with kindness? Oh but these two are a breed of their own. They think its appropriate to come and spend the night in this home. She will literally bring him over at 1 am so no one notices (but we do...because he obviously wears shoes and the are at the front door when we wake up.....) and then skulk around upstairs until we all leave so they don't have to look us in the eye and can make their exit.

Ah the joys of roommates. After reading all the other posts, I definitely don't have it as bad as most but I would just like to throw a big "FUCK YOU" out to all these super garbage roommates who have no consideration for the people they are living with. Oh and just to mention somewhere within all of this bullshit She managed, while with this "boyfriend" to cheat on him twice (once with one of his best friends, and once with one of his friends acquaintances) Cheers to good decisions on who we choose to live with!

Anonymous said...

Alright so my roommate has just rung in our second anniversary of "ruining my living situation" with a bang! Ill give you the background story first: She has being dating* this dweeb of a guy who has little to know handle on his own life (same with her - so we all know thats a great combo) for about three years now. In January 2011 I moved to Victoria with Her (for god knows what reasons - stupidity? young hope?) and my other friend. I knew there were some problems but hadn't been exposed to the potentially damaging effects. Once we moved in the REAL fighting began. It would start with drinking (as most erratic behavior does). We'd all be sitting around talking and drinking and having a great time when She felt like it was time to start being a crazy bitch. She ignored his every attempt to talk to her, put him down in front of everyone and made the group feel incredibly uncomfortable. You get the general idea of what a right bitch she is. Now him being incredibly pathetic, he would chase her around like an abused puppy dog hoping for attention but would only receive shittier and more rude responses. No pity there though - grow a pair and find someone who will treat you right. As the night went on the fighting excelled and the crying (on HIS part would begin). Then everyone would try and diffuse the situation blah blah blah. After we all went to bed the yelling would usually start. Then the breaking of dishes. More yelling. Crying on his part. Her storming off and calling him an asshole. More yelling and screaming. Crying. THEN! At about 5 am they would decide that it was time to have raging make up sex! So essentially we would all be up until about 4 am listening to them fight and then about an hour later we'd be woken up by their make up sex. Therefore basically labeling the fight as totally pointless. To put it into perspective: I was living with five year olds. After a while it was unbearable so I gave up and left. A couple months later we all made amends, as you do with your best friends, hoping for the best. Things went right back to the way they were, and then August rolled around. Being the helpless, lost child that she is, she was living on a couch and didn't have a home so FOR WHATEVER REASON, UNBEKNOWNST TO ME, i invited her to come and live with my family and I in my mothers home. Basically the same shit started happening. Her general disregard for how her behaviors affected the people around her (i.e. abusing her boyfriend and then calling the cops on him and getting him arrested) was too much. My mother has recently asked her to move out. And although she is leaving (finally) she still thinks that it is O.K. to bring him around to my home. I know that it was my idea to invite her into my home and that was a terrible choice and i have no one to blame but myself - but don't you think that if you were living in someone's home, run by a very easy going and naive mother, where you only had to pay $200 rent (no food or utilities...so you are essentially a guest), don't you think you would be dropping at their feet with kindness? Oh but these two are a breed of their own. They think its appropriate to come and spend the night in this home. She will literally bring him over at 1 am so no one notices (but we do...because he obviously wears shoes and the are at the front door when we wake up.....) and then skulk around upstairs until we all leave so they don't have to look us in the eye and can make their exit. Ah the joys of roommates. After reading all the other posts, I definitely don't have it as bad as most but I would just like to throw a big "FUCK YOU" out to all these super garbage roommates who have no consideration for the people they are living with. Oh and just to mention somewhere within all of this bullshit She managed, while with this "boyfriend" to cheat on him twice (once with one of his best friends, and once with one of his friends acquaintances) Cheers to good decisions on who we choose to live with!

Anonymous said...

I realize I don't have the absolute worst room mate ever, but I'm on the verge of moving out. She is incredibly selfish and mooches off of me every chance she gets. She has gradually turned into a monster. It all began a year ago when i was working til mid-night. She worked in the a.m. and would come into my room around 7, turn on the light and proceed to go through my closet and drawers because her 2+ closets of clothes arent enough. I quickly put an end to it by flipping out on her and locking my door every night before bed. She totally didnt understand why i was so mad - i had to explain to her its rude to wake someone up like that. Fast forward to now, she is a complete and utter SLOB. She will make dinner for her and her fiancee and leave the spilled & splattered food & dishes and leave town for the weekend. I tried leaving her mess but after two weeks the dishes smelled rotten. She never ever takes out the trash- shes left a stinky garbage bag on the kitchen floor for days, i always end up walking 30 seconds to the dumpster to get rid of it. She has NEVER used the vacuum on her room, cause it "doesnt look dirty" and washed her sheets for the first time in 6 MONTHS. Thats just unsanitunsanitary. She still borrows my clothes and leaves them balled up on her nasty floor for months.I get things back ripped, stained or not at all cause shes lost them. When i confronted her about just putting my clothes back she jumped down my throat and said she hasnt had time to in the last 2 weeks. Might i add she works no more than 40 hours a week? She has stopped keeping grocceries at our apartment cause they're at her fiancees- i cant even keep a loaf of bread in my house for more than a week cause they both come over here to eat MY food! Everything is fair game, to her even the last serving of my favorite cereal. Do you think she bought more? Hell no. She shocked my the other day when she asked if she could open my chips & salsa so i said sure, why not. She ate 3/4 of the bag and salsa and left the salsa out to spoil. She hasnt bought shampoo or body wash in months cause she uses mine. Its totally fine once in a while but im buying SO much each month. I finally started to hide my shower things and she went 3 days with no shower - until she found some of my shampoo. We used to rotate buying toilet paper until about 3 months ago. So I hid toilet paper in my room and took what i needed when i had to go. Her cheap ass used all the napkins til we ran out then she dug thru my things and found my stash. And its not financial problems cause she spends at least $200 shopping each month, gets spray tans, keeps her fake blonde hair highlighted and dyed and gets her nails done. Tonight i re-filled MY empty bottle of body wash with: hair gel, honey, lotion, tanning lotion, nasty cheap cologne, and anything else i could find laying around. She can be a dumb blond at times and will probably not know i refilled the bottle. And i dont care if she finds out or not. I cant think of anything else to do so please comment and share any tips you have.

Anonymous said...

I've been living with my roommate for 3 years now and it's always a nightmare. She always gets too drunk to function and embarrasses herself in public, thinking its hilarious. I tend to ignore it if we're ever out together and pretend I'm not with her. She has thrown up all over our shared bathroom at least 6 times, and thrown up on the floor in our bedroom at least 5 times. Once when she was choking on her vomit because she was laying on her back, I essentially saved her life by turning her over and getting her to spit it out, without so much as a thank you the next day when I told her about it (because of course, she didn't remember). She threw up all over our shared bathroom, including the floor, shower, shower curtain, and my towel, and left without cleaning it up with no intention of returning for hours. She blasts techno music no matter what time of day it is. She goes out almost every night of the week and returns screaming irrationally loud when I have early classes in the morning. She once had sex with a guy while I was in the room sleeping and would not apologize because she "doesn't say sorry". Next semester will be our last time living together and I welcome it. Won't be hard to say goodbye to this.

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Anonymous said...

So I thought taking a 62 year old, spry grandpa, would be a responsible,sensible, conservative move. Nope, shady does not hate or discriminate...i hate assdick liars, fakes and bullshit .

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